✨Honest Dick Rating✨

I give you a honest rating of your cock. 🍆

⭐️1- Is that even a penis? Why does it look so sad?🤢
✨2- Barely passable cock. Honestly depressed me to see it.😩
⭐️3- Meh. I feel like I would break it if I tried to ride it. 🙄
✨4- It is almost okay. Definitely works for me but not well.😕
⭐️5- That is the most average penis I have ever seen. Good job.🙃
✨6- Nice cock! Not bad at all. (Not great but not bad)🙂
⭐️7- You have a very handsome cock, sir.
✨8- Now that is a nice dick. Not the best, but still nice😌😊
⭐️9- This is a fuckable dick. 🥰
✨10- GOD TIER COCK. I haven't seen a better one yet.🥵🤩

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