Love me or hate me - Ya won't find anyone more f**kin' authentic. Stay mad 😘
🫦Top 0.1% seller.
❤️Solo content only. I can be selective about who I work with - I value creativity and a sense of humour. Really don't like being left on read.
💷Tips & gifts never expected, always appreciated; Wishlists/payment info further below. 👇
I don't fake pleasure, or pander to anyone; so don't expect me to lie. And no special treatment - I don't give a f**k who you are. 😘
🤭Your wish = never my command, BUT could be BOTH of our pleasure. I have a praise kink and I take everything I do here seriously.
I say what I mean; Sometimes that gets you a label. 🤷🏼♀️
Make up your own mind, do whatever you want.
Just miss me with your bullsh*t, don't waste my time, thanks, and don't try to out-brat me 🥰
All instant content can be purchased in alternate ways, just DM 💋
❤️♥️What I love doing most/my best sellers♥️❤️
💖The sweetest smelling knickers - find out why I have a reputation 😘 (only solo play)
📷Custom pics and videos
🍭Fetish foods
😘Teasing
💋d*ck rates
😍Kink therapy
❤️🔥Solo vids/shoots and gDrives
😈Domme sessions (gentle to severe, ask for my sub copy/paste if you want a good idea)
... are my faves, and the stuff I'm best at.
⚠️But! (hehe, bu*t) I do lots of other things too ❤️😉 just check my shop or pop me a DM if you have something specific in mind.
I don't chase or push for sales. I do appreciate directness. Feel free to ask reasonable questions.
Work does not begin on any order until payment is made. 💋
⛔NO⛔
🚫I'm not your mommy. Absolutely no. You also ain't my daddy.
🚫Cucking/Couple content/condoms.
🚫I don't do toilet content really.
🚫I can't squirt, and I don't smoke apart from the odd bit of weed.
🚫No raceplay, age play, breeder, 🍫, bugs, animals, abdl, and I won't induce vomit. I can't believe I have to say it, NO meets.
🚫I don't like live videocalls, so they're super rare. I don't mind clips and stuff while chatting. Voice calls, maybe.
🚫No full frontal nudity (I show everything but I like to keep some clothing - used-to-be-obese body, twice my weight... and I can't afford surgery 🤷🏼♀️)
🚫No Kik, and live calls are VERY rare.
Unless we're in a booked, paid session, my replies may be sporadic. I don't expect immediacy from you, don't expect it from me.
⚠️Drive prices are for the drives as-is, unless specified. You'll find as they fill up, the price rises for initial access. Once you're in, you're in, though and immune to any price increase. Tips are nice tho! All content added after purchase is at my discretion, again, unless specified. Your staying on any drive content is also at my discretion. Don't delete your account without warning me or pi*s me off.
@Jessthesissy is mine, he doesn't like to buy from others and generally sends the odd tip at his discretion. Leave him alone.
🎁🎁Gifts, tribute and tips!🎁🎁
🎁Amazon: https://www.amazon.co.uk/hz/wishlist/ls/2WP9WEO418VFT?ref_=wl_share
🎁Throne: https://throne.com/itskimi
💵Revolut: revolut.me/kt1990 (only seems to work if you have a revolut account too, now??)
💵Bank transfer: ask 💋
💵Email for GCs -
[email protected] (I know, ew on the email name)
💵Paypal: Ask. I don't give it often.
I always keep your details and everything between us only, unless agreed otherwise. I expect you to do the same ❤️
⚠️I don't have any control over delivery companies and I don't do refunds.
Any made orders unpaid after 24 hours will be cancelled unless good reason is agreed.
If you've enquired about something in the past and left me on read, and then you come BACK and ask for anything without even acknowledging your rudeness, you incur a rudeness surcharge on any initial order with me.
💲When the subject of prices and payment come up - it's far, FAR better to just say you can't afford or it's out of your budget than it is to leave someone on read. The same goes for changing your mind on something - just say so. Time is valuable. Bear that in mind. It costs nothing to be direct and respectful.
🤷🏼♀️I used to be @CalamityKimi, @CalamityKaila and @KneelForKaila but I changed. You might see a few of my old usernames on old pics and stuff, I'm too lazy to change it.
If you got this far, here's a little about me;
👓Short sighted
👃Delicate and sweet smelling
🤓Nerd
🌝Used to be very large bodied, hence not showing midriff much
🍒Bra 34D
👗Dress UK 12-14
👣Size 7 beautiful feet - never painted
🎂39 years old
🐶One dog
🖕Insults are my love language. And also my hate language 😂😂😂