So, here we are again...
Back by popular demand...
Ok Ok, so no one actually *demanded* I return. But we're here now and you didn't block me in time, so let's just make the most of it shall we?
Don't let my charming exterior fool you - I make no claims of being the most prolific, or the most generous or the kindest buyer on the site. That all seems like a lot of work...
Get to know me and you too can expect these exciting highlights:
My track record of replying to messages is patchy at best, and I have been known to have a bit of a tantrum and go quiet for a while
I'll sometimes expect you to just know what I'm thinking without me messaging you
If I think you are annoyed with me I'll keep poking you, y'know, just to be sure.
Possessive and jealous in a way that is completely wrong for a site like this - To describe me as one of your favourites is THE worst thing...
I do seem to have this knack of keeping myself just out of your block list - you'll probably be irritated by me, but I'm not that bad. Usually.
Overall... 2/5 - Would not recommend.
But unfortunately...If you've made it this far, it's probably already too late, and you probably want to message me just to know WTF I am on about. And that's how it starts.... Mwuhahaha!!!
9 months ago