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BarackOllama

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Country: UK United Kingdom

Gender: Male

Preference: Female Sellers

Verified: Not Verified

About BarackOllama

Well hello, here we are again!

What, you mean you didn't catch me first time round? Too bad lady, it was an absolute riot...

As it happens, you are in luck. I am, for a limited time until I grow up or disappear up my own arse again (😉), going to be gracing the pages of ATW once more.

Always on the lookout for engaging chat and good honest s**y fun, but not looking for your worn items. They look so much better on your behind than mine anyway. So why am I on a site like ATW if I don't want your pants?... Well that's a whole other story, you had better buy me a drink and pull up a chair...

Age: 40-50

Joined: 3 months ago

Profile Visits: 2958


What i'm looking for

Photo Sets Video Clips


Photos 6 images


Latest Activity

2d

BarackOllama UK

I can honestly say I've never seen so many people tagging each other and making positive posts as this morning... Was great to see...

However, how many tags did I get? Big fat zero. Almost like you were trying to tell me something...

You f***ers.


😉

3d

BarackOllama UK

Can anyone advise what is the official date from which we are allowed to get drunk on any day of the week because 'its Christmas'??

I had the 5th in my head 🤷‍♂️

5d

BarackOllama UK

It's a coffee-and-chocolate-for-breakfast kinda morning....

1w

BarackOllama UK

Thanks for the tag @lois19 and @somethingsweet...Beautiful ppl of ATW! Lets Pay it forward today and everyday! This site has so many wonderful human beings on it, lets take some time to talk about what you like about someone else…. Pick a person that makes you feel all fuzzy inside and say something nice about them! Then tag 5 or however many ppl you want to do the same 😍😍 I want to talk about @YourWetDream... One of my first purchases on the site, and I have always found her great fun and easy to talk to. We may not speak every day or even every week, but I always feel the warmth in her words when we do. A real credit to the ATW family, and more than a little bit gorgeous to boot. 🥰🥰🥰
I tag...
@ms_penny, @brookesbottoms, @encasedembraced, @ameliabanks

1w

BarackOllama UK

Thank you @somethingsweet and @encasedembraced for the tags! 3 unrealistic things I want for Christmas…

1. To earn more than I spend, just occasionally...
2. A new job with generous bosses, free coffee and hot co-workers
3. A watch that's more expensive than my car...

#sillyChristmas

1w

BarackOllama UK

Added a new photo > Psst. Lads. Can we all just.. Stop. Being. Dicks? The ladies are getting pissed off...


2w

BarackOllama UK

Added a new photo > Is it me, or is my fortune cookie putting out kinky double entendres?


2w

BarackOllama UK

Ugh😣

Cold Friday mornings should be just for tea, freshly baked croissants and a little bit of sex. Just straight sex, nothing kinky. Too early for that. But definitely some nice wholesome, vanilla love making.

What it is definitely not for is 40minute commutes in what feels like the middle of the night. When will I learn?


Morning all... Hope you've managed a nicer start to Friday than me😂

2w

BarackOllama UK

Thank you to @somethingsweet for the tag!

If you’re new to AllThingsWorn, or been here awhile, let’s all take part in a little #ATWGratitude 🦃

•Name something that you have personally taken away from ATW, and how it’s made you grateful for this awesome community! 🧡

Thank you ATW for:

Well, you probably don't realise, but all you magical phone people have unwittingly accompanied me on my foray through my little voyage of self discovery over the last year or so. And I must say I have had the best time, and met some truly exceptional people. It has undoubtedly helped me to put a little colour back into my life at a time when things were getting a bit faded and grey, so whether we've spoken loads or a little, or even not at all, I appreciate you being part of this community and making it what it is.
Thanks all x

3w

BarackOllama UK

If I'm not in your phone under a false name, you clearly don't know me well enough yet...

3w

BarackOllama UK

I mean, I would *love* to spend today catching up on work I've not done due to being on here too much...

But then again, I am also getting worryingly behind on my sky documentaries, and who knows when I'll need to know about Ancient Aliens, or Gigantic Killer Fish 🤔

Better not chance it...

#prepared


3w

BarackOllama UK

Are you like me and always, and I mean always, choose the stupid option on the poll?


3w

BarackOllama UK

It's ok everyone, you can cancel the candle lit vigil, I am back!!

All a bit of a mix up (I think), mainly due to me dicking around on the dash.

I know you will all find this hard to believe.

Thanks @admin for taking pity on me😂

3w

BarackOllama UK

I'm currently lying to myself that I left work early to 'catch up on some paperwork'

So please don't tell sensible me that dickhead me has no intention of even opening our laptop. It could cause quite the argument...

3w

BarackOllama UK

Early early alarm call today...

The absolute first thing I do? Like every day now?
Check the dash of course... Have I missed anything? Has another buyer been getting attention that is rightfully mine...
It drives me crazy with . It always does. But I still do it.

And weirdly, and infuriatingly, I almost seem to crave it....

1mo

BarackOllama UK

I suspect my car salesman has been reading my ATW posts, as now even he is ignoring my messages...

Lee, if you're there, I will go with the metallic grey and the black interior...

1mo

BarackOllama UK

Morning all,

Thinking of becoming a sugar daddy🤔

Will probably be more of the sort that forgets your birthday, drinks all your booze at Christmas and teaches your kids to swear, rather than all the giving you $800 /wk stuff.

Interested? HMU

(I Will of course still need the £50 from you to prove you aren't scamming me, obvs.)

1mo

BarackOllama UK

If you were a song, I would have added you to my Spotify liked tracks by now...

And that is a pretty exclusive club, let me tell you...

#justsaying

1mo

BarackOllama UK

Morning all,

No fortune in my breakfast fortune cookie today...

If even the cookie doesn't know what's going on, what chance have I got?!!

Send help!

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