Craving spaghetti bolognese ... shopping is becoming ridiculously expensive! I might have to start dating lol

This is why they call us anything but a legend lol 😆

Bought some sticky hooks for the bathroom. Would you wanna watch me undress, shower or bathe? The choice is yours. Monday night is my bath night, I need to shave top to bottom. Anyone want some pubes? Everything is for sale haha

Anyone got the oral tickle tool 🤤 ❤️

These are facts!! 18. Don't allow air into the vagina and then fuck it for a queef noise, because that shit hurts like hell!

Repeat viewers of my profile.. let's get some order placed 📦 or leave a tip 💷🤑💰

Neigh Neigh 🐎 🐴 🎠 🏇 🤣

Come take a look, £1 per pic. 3 on my instant content. A metal surprise too 😉

Nah then mardy bum.. 😂

Well.. me all over 😇 lol

😇 Some of my reviews. Would love to get more ❤️ Buyers.. come check me out and book me!

When you ask for stinky.. 😇 I do as I'm told. 7 days sock wear, same sneakers and 5 shifts behind the bar. Here's what the buyer had to say 😈 Come find out for yourself 😉

Yes eat eat eat lmao!!

Could do with a cuddle 😘😉🤣

Come check out my listings, free for sock 🧦 wear from Monday. Got 4 orders to send on Monday too 😚 working tomorrow 💷💰 double time woop!

Definitely time for bed 😴 but one last thing 😈🥔

Anyone else feel they have a sneaker addiction? I need more 😍 Anyone want any custom 😻 play wearing any of these? 👟

Ugh.. this no sex thing .. 😩😩

3rd night this week I've not slept.. and i love sleeping❣️ its the second best thing I'm good at in bed! 🤣