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Cla**icLlama

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*** have got my hands full (in the best possible way) right now, so I'm happy to receive your messages, but if you are looking for your next new buyer, it's unlikely to be me***

So, here we are again...
Back by popular demand...

Ok Ok, so no one actually *demanded* I return. But we're here now and you didn't block me in time, so let's just make the most of it shall we?

Don't let my charming exterior fool you - I make no claims of being the most prolific, or the most generous or the kindest buyer on the site. That all seems like a lot of work...

Get to know me and you too can expect these exciting highlights:

My track record of replying to messages is patchy at best, and I have been known to have a bit of a tantrum and go quiet for a while

I'll sometimes expect you to just know what I'm thinking without me messaging you

If I think you are annoyed with me I'll keep poking you, y'know, just to be sure.

Possessive and jealous in a way that is completely wrong for a site like this - To describe me as one of your favourites is THE worst thing...

I do seem to have this knack of keeping myself just out of your block list - you'll probably be irritated by me, but I'm not that bad. Usually.

Overall... 2/5 - Would not recommend.

But unfortunately...If you've made it this far, it's probably already too late, and you probably want to message me just to know WTF I am on about. And that's how it starts.... Mwuhahaha!!!

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32 Seguidores - 16 Siguiendo - 11 Insignias

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Cla**icLlama

Anyway, the big question right now: Is it rude if I go to bed and turn the light off when my cats are eating?

Nah, they have night vision Yes, and they will despise you even more

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hace 4d

4 | 12

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With summer approaching, just thought I post a quick heads up for any sellers unsure of the correct etiquette surrounding barbeques...
When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:
(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
(4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.
Here comes the important part:
(5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
(6) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat
Important again:
(😎 THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
(10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes
And most important of all:
(11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
(12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed ' her night off ', and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.

hace 1sem

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YOU AINT MY MY MOTHER!!

hace 2sem

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If you know any of the sellers who have b***ked me, can you please pass on the message that enough is enough, they've made their point. Let's hug it out, have a cup of tea, and be friends.

#llamalovenotllamanimosity

hace 2sem

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Unpopular opinion of the day:

Biscoff flavoured anything isn't ever as nice as
a) the original flavoured thing without the biscoff..

b) biscoff spread on its own, preferably eaten straight out the jar with a spoon

#bigletdown
#truthbomb

hace 3sem

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Just a PSA for all you disorganised sellers out there. I've checked, and only the shit Easter eggs are now left. My recommendation : just buy a big bar of chocolate, and tell them that you dont think Easter eggs are worth it, and you get much more like this.

hace 3sem

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If anybody sees @brookesbottoms on the dash, please tell her to stop messing around, I'm waiting for her upstairs...

hace 3sem

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Fuck it. Get the Easter eggs out. We'll buy some more next week.

hace 4sem

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"When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go."

Unless you are dreaming of horny two-headed vampire dragons... DONT GRAB THE DRAGON'S DICK!!

hace 4sem

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I mean, you CAN go by the top buyers list.. and you can even think of me while you're messaging, but it still won't be the same...

hace 1 mes

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Añadida una foto nueva > #Imemewheniwantthursday

hace 1 mes

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The sunny weather has me horny and theatrical. Who do you want to join me in a sexy roleplay about?

Batman and Catwoman Dorothy and Toto Fiona and Shrek Princess Leia and R2D2

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hace 1 mes

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Got bl0cked today for taking three hours to respond.... That's pretty quick by my standards 😂

hace 1 mes

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Evening all. Looking for a seller to accompany me to town this evening for a night getting pissed on Bacardi breezers and cheap lager, before heading to the local karaoke bar. Must be willing to join me in singing Grease megamix, Man, I feel like a woman, and I would do anything for love (but I won't do that). In return I can offer a three Mc chicken selects value meal with cheeseburger chaser, and some worldly wisdom about how I really REALLY love you, that kids these days don't know how good they got it and about how this all used to be fields. HMU

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