Jarforth

I love buying pics of a girl sitting down with her knickers pulled down to her knees showing me the stains in her knickers is that to much to ask lol

#boogiefriday Sean Paul like glue, I think it was around on my second lads holiday to MAGA when i was 21 LADS LADS LADS, did some proper moves to this in BCM. i nominate @SpicyBrunette and @CharlottePosey

#fuckvalentines I was once dating a girl who had 3 kids by 3 different men, i was ok with this and on our first valentines we had arranged that i would go round to hers and cook dinner for us. What i didnt know was that 2 out of the 3 dads had turned up aswell (found out later that the third dad had been arrested for shoplifting that day so couldnt make it) one of them had bought a fish around that he had caught that day, not to cook but to brag about how big it was, the other dad bought her a card and a gold braclet, like 9 carrot gold not something a 25 year old girl would really wear. anyway we are all sittting in the living room and all of a sudden the front door flies open and the bracelet guys mom storms in screaming for her bracelet back. turns out he had nicked it off his mom and gave it to my then girlfriend. his mom then grabs him by the hair pulls him out the house screaming for her braclet back. were not together anymore but i still pop round from time to time to make sure the kids are all good