Dick Roast

Welcum I'm May!

I'm a southern 30 year old MILF, who loves the outdoors, music, gymnastics, music and so much more. My nick name is " little May riding hood" and I'm sure you can figure out why😘 Sarcasm is my first language. You've been warned.

A few things about me:
- [ ] I have dark brown hair with green eyes 🍃
- [ ] 5'2, 118 lbs and athletic build (gymnast here)
- [ ] Natural boobs (c cup)
- [ ] Clothing size: Top S. Bottoms S/M
- [ ] Feet size 8.5/9
- 🐱 hair depends on my mood. Bald, bush, landing strip just depends.
- [ ] Married with kids but we share 🍍
- [ ] 420 friendly
- exhibitionist through and through
- [ ] I love to twerk and dance! Oh and music is life
- I'm a little hippie, flower child or tree hugger. whatever you want to call us! ✌🏻❤️

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- [ ] I know my kinks and there's a good bit of them! $5 for a list of them!
- [ ] Unblocking fee $10
- [ ] $10 to send ME a pic. Do not send one unless you ask first! If so you'll be blocked
- [ ] $15 for a short essay of what I'd do to you or an essay on why I wouldn't do you (for the cucks out there.)


🔥WHAT I OFFER🔥
- panties
- Bras
- Lingerie
- Socks
- Hosiery
- Tops
- Bottoms
- Dresses
- shoes
- Athletic wear
- Swimwear/coverups
- Maternity clothes
- Instant Pics/vids (no face)
- Feet pics (but they are ugly feet so if you're into that I'm ya girl.)
- Feet shavings
- Dominate girlyyyyy but can play nice as well
-Dash drain game! 💸🏃🏻‍♀️I'm super into findom,
And love being in charge. Draining you in all ways 💰
-Custom videos. They start at 30 for a basic 3 to 5 minutes. If you want longer videos or special request price will vary!
-I can do videos while doing daily housewife tasks. .
-I can do masturbation videos. Prices range depending on request!
-Custom squirting videos starting at $25

- Dick ratings: nice or mean whatever your into
- Face ratings
- Some men's clothing items and shoes


DON'T SEEING WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR:
Simply ask. No question or request is too weird. I'm as weird as they get and nothing offends me


🚫 THINGS I DON’T DO 🚫
- No face
- No live video calls or Skype
- No live phone/audio calls
- No Snapchat
- No sexting
- No lemonade/chocolate
- No hair clippings
- No meet-ups in person
-No 🦈
-No pedophilia, bestiality, necrophilia or anything like that.

✉️Shipping✉️
-Flat Shipping rate of $10 for all packages within the USA. Currently shipping to United States only
- I accept only CashApp
- CashApp: Heyyymay
- All mailed in discreet packaging ( bubble mailer)
- Standard wear of 24 hours, $5 per day for additional wear (5 days max)
- Willing to discuss other add-ons for additional cost
- Proof of wear photo included with all purchases
-I have dogs but they are outside!
- If you have a specific style/color in mind, please ask! I might have something that is just what you are looking for


🚨Any reselling or sharing of my work will result in legal action. Any items sold to you are to remain for your personal viewing use only. You may not share with others, you may not use it for monetary gain, you may not upload it anywhere including social media, pornhub, or any other private or public outlets.🚨

‼️‼️‼️I do have all of my work watermarked, copyrighted and I also track my photos/videos.
So don't play with me.... not like that at least 😉‼️‼️‼️


So yeah, thanks for stopping by and I hope you find what you're looking for!

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