Pink Lace Thong From Sorority Showers

As the House Mother at an American college sorority, I am forever picking up the things these girls leave behind! Whether in common areas, hallways, showers, or laundry, at the end of the semester I’m always left with a pile of their dirty socks, gym clothes, underwear, shoes — you name it! They’re mostly sweet girls, but a few of them have some nasty habits. Of course I’ll never reveal which sorority, but I hear the same story from the other House Moms on campus! They never come looking for these items and it’s a waste just to throw them away so…. here we are!