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Here, have a sample- but be warned.. I’m known to be extremely addictive! THE new, one and only, limited edition flavor. You’ve never experienced a taste quite like mine, high quality, but what else would you expect from such a rare delicacy? I’ve got a softness that you only ever hear about in fairy-tales. My pure-sweet nectar is the only one of its kind in the world! So consider yourself highly fortunate and favored by the stars to have this opportunity present itself. Don’t be shy though, I don’t bite. Well, maybe just nibble.