Hello! I'm a lonely, big-boned (fat), balding, useless, 47 year old virgin. Always on the lookout for a bargain here, as unfortunately I have a very on-brand bank balance. I like to think my great taste in music more than makes up for all of the above.
Question for Batman fans: Which Batman universe characters would you be most/least reluctant to let use your lavatory/bathroom. For me; Most - Clayface, Least - probably Catwoman
I feel like this site has given me a bit of much needed self esteem back. To celebrate that; To any sellers that have my picture; the first one to show proof of having my face permanently tattooed anywhere on their body, will win a delicious spunk sandwich
I reckon "non-competitor" is more appropriate than "loser", in my case. "Loser" implies a certain degree of trying and failing to achieve something. I simply can't be arsed to try
Love layin in bed listening to rain pounding against the window. So much more relaxing than hearing the stones, clumps of dogmuck and hurtful phrases thrown at it, by my neighbourhood enemies
@SashaStar382 I'd like to publicly thank you for your kindness and patience in the process of allowing me to beg for and ultimately buy a litre of your lemonade. Thank you, Goddess!!! It's more than I deserve!
Any experienced sellers, with smarts, willing to spare a couple minutes wising me up on something kinda serious? Looks not essential. You're all red hot, anyway. Inbox me, please