Yo, I very new to selling shh.. stuff. I started on this sight as a buyer, but decided to expand my horizons with selling shh..stuff. (I’m trying to be professional here!)
Some things about me:
I’m a natural redhead, with a majestic Leo mane/beard. I have a superb sarcastic humor, and literally joke about everything! (If my jokes cross your as offensive, I apologize in advance- never my intentions to insult anyone unless they deserve it.)
I find myself to be a very fun individual to talk to, sext with 👀, or if you want somebody to bullshit with over a beer!
My physique:
I used to be over 400lbs, but I’m now 210lbs. So if you like Shar Pie’s I’m your guy! 😘 ( If not for the compression shorts/shirts I’d be flown as a kite! Like a flying squirrel on steroids, being guided by a child with a string!)
Now my product is actually very simple. I offer things like:
Smelly socks. (Ankle, crew, or wool)
Foot pictures as you want.
Compression underwear (cost extra because it costs to buy more.. sorry ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)
I also have a really big bondage fetish, and I was a professional rigger a few years back with rope work, so I can offer some tips/tutorials,
My night time underwear (worn to your desire)
Or even a half drunken beer!
If you want to know about me just ask, or read my original profile below from when I was a buyer!!
Slaínte and ha en fin dag!
This simple soulless red-head over here that has a fetish for good talks and sweaty socks! I also love to have fun as much as possible. I joke about everything and can get very dark or crude, and I swim in sarcasm while gargling nails. However I will be the first person to take the shirt off my back for yas. And god forbid you kick a dog...
Message me for any more details!
~ Mike
United States
