Dick Rating 🍆 Score / Paragraph / Report Card 📝

Show me what you got! 🍆

Want me to tell you what I think of the mister down there in your pants? Need some words of encouragement or need me to tell you how pathetic he is? Let me have a look and review it for you 🔍 I'll tell you if he's a cute little shrimp 🍤 or something that would blow my mind away 💖

Options:
- 🔟 score (€3)
overall score on a scale of 1 to 10
- ✍️ paragraph (€5)
written paragraph with my personal opinion, shortly discussing the aspects that stand out to me & overall evaluation if I would be satisfied by you
- 📝 detailed report card (€10)
specific grading on: length, girth, head, shape, balls, would it fit + a written paragraph with my detailed personal opinion

Flavour:
- 💯 Honest: 100% my personal ruthless opinion
- ❤️ Praise: my personal opinion flavoured with a touch of kind words and sweet compliments to make you feel better
- 💔 Humiliation: my personal opinion about every detail that I don't like. I will describe why it's so humiliating and pathetic to have genitals that look like that

Let's have some fun! 🔥

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