GFE All Day Argument

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Harpytalons

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A True Girlfriend Experience: All Day Text Argument

Argue All Day over an agreed upon real-life topic. ATW Messages preferred

Examples Include but Not Limited to:
-You didn't do the dishes.
-When are you going to clean the garage?
-You've been laid off for 3 months get a f*cking job.
-Who TF is Deborah and why is she texting you?!
-I got a second dog without asking.
-I just spent $500 on an unnecessary small kitchen appliance.

We'll spend all day angry texting. Nothing will get resolved. Names will be called. Insults will be hurled. Feelings will be hurt. Our relationship might be over for real this time. You'll question everything. You'll be going to bed angry.

Rules:
-This is a 12 hour experience, 10am my time - 10pm my time.
-We agree to schedule a day that works for us both.
-You may reschedule ONCE AND ONCE ONLY. Life happens I get it. But You're the doormat, not me.
-We agree on the starter topic 48 hours before "the Argument"
-Just like in real life, I have other things to do during the day. I'll try my best to reply ASAP but you might have to seethe from time to time.
-Just like in real life, the topic of the Argument might meander to other issues, but will always be brought back to the main issue.
-NO S*XTING. NO PICTURES. Emojis / gifs ok. You don't get to have make-up s*x or any s*x. We're in a fight.
-We will agree on a "safeword" for when things get too heated.
-After "the Argument" We better be cool. No animosity, unless you pay me for a second Argument.

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About Harpytalons

Just a harpy showing off her talons. I like my toes in the sand, snow, or dirt, connected to the earth and sea. I'm barefoot almost always, which means my feet are perfectly imperfect, i.e. wear and tear, and calluses. Shoes of choice: flipflops or comfy boots, although I can pull off the occasional heel. Foot Size: US 11 Wide

Ok, so I'm mostly into posting feet content, because I have feet, and they're giant, and I think making the content is super fun and I like weirding the neighbors out (making things awkward is LIFE). The rest of this place tho... omg... you guys....

About me: I'm overweight but "on the journey" and 30lbs down so far, but still pretty fluffy. I was 265, and now I'm 230. My bra size is a tight 40DDD, but I still try to cram them into DD bras.

I'm a X-lennial meaning I can remember a time before internets and cell phones. I'm way closer to 40 than 50. I'm told I look 39. Grew up with conservative parents but now my blonde hair is blue (or purple or pink or green or orange) hair and I have tattoos I regret. I unironically love Fall Out Boy and Jim Croce. My eyes are blue and there up here, damn it. Self portrait: 👁👄👁

I'm laid back and friendly. Sometimes funny. I can offer BFF (best friends forever) type experiences, but you'll forever be in the friend zone. I'm a social lover of expensive bourbon/whiskey/scotch, craft beers, and PBR. Matt Berry is my current celebrity crush.

I love my husband but he would be mortified if he found out that I was on here selling my used granny panties and honestly I think that's funny as all hell. I love him and respect *most* of his boundaries though so I will never show my face, I will never make nude content, and I will never talk dirty to you. I'm awkward AF though so honestly that's probably for the best, unless you like long weird pauses then laughing in your face.

I'm into spiritual and psychedelic experiences, nerdy shit, but I work too much to be in-the-know.

If you wanna pay my rent I could learn to be an awkward Findom. I have no experience and it will likely be awkward, but heck, my rent will be paid wont it?

ALLERGY INFO:
My house has pets.
I like to eat things that contain peanuts.
I don't smoke, don't wear perfume, barely wear deodorant
I do burn expensive incense (not that blue box nag champa sh*it...)

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