Fuck me, I’ve turned into Hairy Beary (Mary Berry) anyone have a soggy bottom I can inspect???

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Bored, pissed, horny and ripe 😜w Oh yeah and broke(n) - does anyone out there have the winning lottery number?

Morning all - 3.5 weeks without a proper shower now but I have a new moustach!

PARTY TIME - 60 five star reviews and my reported “warning” removed! Thank you to all my buyers for sticking with me and please contact me directly via the DMs if you are missing anything from me! Cheers All Chris xx

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24th - Santa and Chris would to wish everyone a Hairy Xmas - Ho Ho Ho Hoes

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Well, that was a very nasty and disturbing incident

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