Dick Ratings

My other job may be as a comedy writer, but I promise that rating your dick is no joke. (Unless you’re into that? I do love a good dick joke.)

For $7, I’ll give you a 1-10 rating, plus a descriptive written paragraph of why your dick earned that rating.

For $10, I’ll give you the rating, paragraph, and an extra descriptive second paragraph of what I’d do with your dick.

Please let me know if you’re looking for praise, humiliation, or honesty. MESSAGE ME FIRST to discuss what you’re wanting. DO NOT send a pic before payment. I answer messages daily, but please see my bio for my messaging policy.

7.00 USD 70

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