Spoken Detailed Dick Review

Another of my side gigs is writing erotica and I've dabbled in some voice acting. Let me use the stroke of my pen to stroke your ego - or shatter it - with a detailed, honest dick review in paragraph form and then to fill your ears with my sexy voice while I expressively read your review aloud.

😍 Want me to salivate over how your member gets me wet? Let's see.
-- You want a Worship My Dick Writeup

🧐 Desire a honest breakdown of your cock's finer points? Consider it done.
-- You want a Detail My Dick Dossier

🤭 Prefer that I humiliate that teeny, tiny thing between your legs? You've come to the right place.
-- You want a *Belittle My Dick Brief

🤢 Rather me break down everything wrong with your sorry junk? I've got you.
-- You want a *Critique My Dick Commentary

*Looking for SPH? Let me know and I'll focus in on your teenie-tiny weenie.

After you hit that buy button send me a message and let me know how you want it.

I will write up a paragraph-style review of your johnson and send it to you in a message on ATW or to your email, whichever tickles your fancy more, along with an .mp3 audio file of me passionately reading your review.

I can't wait to see your hot (or not) cock and going deep to give you a comprehensive review of your most intimate body part. It is going to be so hot to read my review aloud for you while looking at your dick shot.

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