i have been searching all over for socks or flats that are as stinky as my ex, who had the smelliest feet i'd ever been with. hadn't been able to find any footwear that smelled as stinky until now.

elise mailed me a pair of flats and MY GOD are they strong. mmm. as soon as i opened the package and saw them in the bag i got rock hard. they looked so stinky. i took them out of the bag and got a whiff right away. the first moment i put my nose into one of the flats was heaven. my eyes rolled to the back of my head like they used to do when i'd put my nose between my ex's stinky toes.

well worth it. these beautiful feet are so smelly, and on such a beautiful girl too.