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OldAndTattyCottonsPlease

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5.0 (21) UK United Kingdom

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The Short Version:

• >>> I only buy from mainland UK-based sellers. PLEASE don't contact me or send friend requests if you live in Ireland, the USA etc; thanks!
• Old and very tatty, “everyday” underwear is my thing – the more faded, holey and stained the better, and cotton over fancy lingerie every time!
• I occasionally buy other items – especially cotton bodysuits, but also leggings, bras, tights, swimsuits, jeans and PJs
• Sellers willing to exchange goods for cash in person in a public place go straight to the top of my shopping list.
• I have a huge pee fetish and love watersports in my private life whenever I get the opportunity, but I will not have pee-related items sent through the post; see the previous point!
• Sellers - I often search the site by item keyword, rather than by browsing sellers. If your listings keep appearing in my searches, that can mean that I appear to be visiting you often, but I'm likely unaware of the seller at that point. Apologies in advance if that makes me a "lurker" - obviously I can realistically only hope to buy from a tiny fraction of the women on here. I try to reply to all messages from the UK, but I get a lot and I do miss some. Messages that mention items and which are a bit more than "Hi" or "how are you" are more likely to get a response!

The Long Version – for sellers who like to get to know their potential buyers a little better!

I'm Mark, a mid-40s guy from the UK with a long-standing fascination with women's well used underwear. I bought my first knickers a long time ago (and pinched a few pairs before that in my silly student days!), but I only do so as the mood takes me, so I can be a fairly intermittent purchaser. I strive to be a gentleman in all my dealings with sellers; hopefully my reviews speak for themselves in that respect.

Really old and tatty underwear and clothing is my main "thing". Knickers and bras which have been chosen by a woman according to her own tastes, worn regularly over months or years, under a variety of outfits and for many different activities, and which have been on the receiving end of everything a woman's body can produce, are so much more exciting to me than items bought to appeal to buyers and worn once for just a day or two! Basically, the more embarrassing you think an item is, the more I'll probably love it, so ladies; please don't feel ashamed to show your less-than-pristine goodies!

Knickers/thongs: I prefer "everyday" pants, especially cotton, rather than lacy or silky lingerie. Old stains (of all types), faded patterns or logos, bleached and discoloured gussets, bobbly fabric and baggy elastic are all plus points. Holes and rips are great too, but I rarely go for otherwise new-looking items that just happen to have a small hole or tear in.
Bras: I particularly love white or light coloured bras that have rarely or never been washed and which have visibly yellowed from sweat in the cups, underarms or shoulder straps. I've even seen some with straps that are virtually black from repeated wear! Remember there's no judgement here - I'm led to believe that many women are reluctant to wash their bras too often (or at all!) for fear of them losing their shape, so if you have any like those described, get in touch!

Other items: I sometimes buy other clothes, such as pyjamas, leggings, workout gear, swimsuits, or (a particular favourite of mine) plain cotton all-in-one bodysuits. Again, older items are preferred, but I am occasionally tempted by newer examples of these things if I come across an alluring photo of them being worn, or a description of their condition/preparation, in a seller's shop. Very sweaty clothes such as sports bras or T-shirts, and anything worn for a long time without washing, or at ovulation time, are often tempters too.

I have also occasionally purchased non-clothing items such as pubic hair trimmings or pantyliners.

Other kinks:
One of my biggest turn-ons of all is pee. I love everything about women pissing, and I've indulged in watersports quite a bit with 'exes' in my private life. Sadly, I'm currently single and missing all that! Following an unfortunate incident a while ago, I never order any physical pee-related things through the post (no matter how much you promise to make a package leak-proof!) - and urine doesn't "travel" at all well anyway. However, anyone who is willing to meet in a public place to exchange freshly-wet goods for payment will definitely get my attention.

I do sometimes buy pee-related pictures and videos electronically, but there has to be something about what's being supplied that beats the vast array of free content on the internet! (In the past, factors which have persuaded me have been "niche" subjects like peeing in bathwater or wetting a bodysuit, videos which incorporate talking to me and mentioning my name, or videos/pictures showing physical items that I have bought alongside the peeing).

I also find pregnant women very sexy, so if you're "expecting" and have any of the items I've mentioned, I'd like to hear from you.

One thing I'm NOT into is fresh "red" staining (but old time-of-the-month stains that haven't come out after a trip through the washing machine are absolutely fine)

If you're still reading after that little lot, I'm amazed! Now - time to ferret through the dirty laundry basket for that manky bra you've never washed, or dig out those ancient comfy pants for me...?

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