Awesome buyer! So easy to chat to and totally genuine. Would be a pleasure to work together again any time ❤️

Well shama llama ding dong. And there was me thinking you were a one hit wonder. You make everything feel effortless and fun. Well apart from when you're ignoring me 🙄 You definitely bring out my submissive and my sulky side. But one flash of your beard, hands or nipples and you get me falling straight back in line 😏 I'll be sat here talking to myself waiting for you to come own me in another 6 months time, although I might be harder to win over next time.....

Updated review : blocked and unblocked …tolerate … but still annoying af .

First review :
Annoying AF but does what it says on the tin. One time wonder will end up blocking for sure 🙄🤛🏻

I like the cut of your jib! Dry, sarcastic humour is right up my street… a clean and simple transaction, payment was made promptly. Very complimentary when order was received! You can stay! X

Ay up duck. A little bit lost for words. What to say about he who must not be named 🤔 He sucked me straight into his paddock with that bio of his, then just carried on with his day.......month. My word am I happy he finally turned his fluffy head and took notice. You completely took me by surprise in the most amazing way. Definitely felt like a llamas headbutt, and completely took me off guard and my feet. A bit of a dick, a bit of charmer. Depends on who you get on the day 😏 but you are definitely worth it. I hope you come back to graze in my patch soon 🌱 Hope you don't leave it to long because "Nobody puts baby in a corner"

Lovely guy!! True gem 💎 highly recommend this very kind complimentary gent , fast payment knows what he wants and always welcome back anytime xxx 10//10 xx

Lovely and polite. Glad you liked my instant content. ☺️

I think I'm Llama approved 🍾 love a bio read, and Llama dragged me in with his super positive one 😝
Here's to the patchy messages 🍺 and the next set of nails! PAWG xxx

Always a fun fabulous time with the llama 🤩🥰

The kind of llama you want in your inbox 😉 been an absolute dream from first message to purchase and somehow he’s still here brightening up my inbox with his wit and charm 😘