Total libertine, unabashed liberal, lover of libraries, lysergically inclined with a libido looped over the moon, I do not sniff panties, nor do I keep them in a trophy case. I wear them, the cuter, the better, along with a matching bra, everyday. How it started, when it all began and why I dress like a slut is irrelevant (not really). What should be known here is that I wish above all else that I had a sweet, little pussy between my legs, one that was constantly being fingered, licked and banged silly. I don't, unfortunately, but that doesn't keep me from wishing I did, or dressing like I do. It may surprise you to know I do not have sex with men. I love women, know them to be the more interesting -- not to mention, delightful -- gender, and that pussy I wish I had, I also like wearing. Licking, lapping at, loving, and stuffing my . . . well, you get the picture ... I love the sum of a woman's parts, and certain parts, some more than others. Sorry, knees (though I do like a nice knee). I love panties on a pretty girl more than I like wearing them. Nonetheless, I currently own more than 150 pairs of panties and have had many times that number over the years. I can easily find a match for them among my 70 bras. A committed pervert, I shop for my own panties and bras because I feel sales associates making minimum wage and just trying to get along in this hellhole of a world should be subjected to my bizarre psychology. Those not working in intimates departments are flashed when I accidently leave a shirt unbuttoned or my pants hung too low to reveal a glimpse of bra or panties. Point being, I typically buy my panties and bras (I swear, writing those words excites me) in department stores. But I'm not averse to purchasing the intimate wares of a comely lass, provided they be pink, yellow, white, peach, lavender, baby blue or any other fem color, in silky smooth nylon bikini or hipster styles in a medium. I adore the cute little embellishments like ribbons, bows and rosettes on the waistband, and flourishes of lace all about. Thank you for your time, we now return you to regularly scheduled programming.
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