the amount of times i have bought this persons work socks (nurse) and toenail clippings... It's been so much fun :]

my mouth....slipper washing machine :]

the best breakfast ever

do i suck and eat all of her foot dust a little at a time over a few days? or the whole bag in my mouth at once?

This beautiful queen asked me how far i would go to worship her and her feet. She saw that I have drank filthy water from other sellers and wanted me to taste her work shoes. She is a photographer and does everything from weddings, parties, night clubs, and school pictures. These are her only work shoes. Holy crap this water was dangerous!!! i can't even describe the smell and taste... i feel like it's burned into my brain forever. right afterwards i was completely nauseous but was able to hold it down. You can see in the pictures how much she scrubbed on these bad boys... the water was murkey, dark gray, with floaties and little crunch specs of something in it. at this point, i should be immune to everything! LOL.... Who's next? Lol

The EXTREMELY filthy water from scrubbing multiple pairs of shoes clean... I don't know what was worse (better:), the smell of the water or the taste or the anxiety as it swished around my mouth and splashed down my throat. i felt like i could feel the parasites and bacteria particles swim around in my throat and stomach LOL!! I wish i could buy a whole case of this stuff! Honestly I think there was some little pulps of mold from the days it took to deliver... either that or it was a bunch of unidentifiable chunks of scum from her shoes... Not sure... Either way, this was terrible and amazing... I cant get enough of this!!! May I please have more?!

This is more Doormat Bread that she made for me to eat. It's exactly what it looks like... She used the bread to clean the bottom of her everyday casual shoes just like a doormat would... This was harder to eat than it looks. Sitting in a baggy for a few days in transit definitely added a more intense factor to eating it!

Trust me... the dirty water that comes from scrubbing her shoes clean can be SUPER gnarly! She soaks her feet in the water, then will use her old toothbrush to scrub the bottom of whatever shoes she decides to clean in that same water... then she'll bottle the water and it's my job to wither sip it or chug it based on whatever she decides... she have me swish my mouth around with the water and that can be a killer! but i ALWAYS finish the job for her!! such a hard worship task, but so worth it!

Sometimes certain sellers with soak and exfoliate their amazing feet in the water before using it to scrub the bottom soles of their shoes clean... just to make sure i am adoring and worshipping them at my full potential! Thank you queen!

a lot of people have been wondering what this picture is all about.... in a nutshell, this beautiful queen scrubs the bottom treads of her shoe in a small bowl of water and send it to me to drink. the logic behind it is that it's symbolic of me licking her shoes clean. it's probably one of the hardest worship tasks to complete, but im starting to get pretty good at it. ive been doing it for quite a while and have started opening this service up to a bunch of other sellers here this year. i rarely ever do this and not get sick or at least a sore throat... but at this point, i feel like if i don't at least get a sore throat from it, it's a big fail! Haha! I hope that helps describe what all the pictures of the dirty water is :]

no words are needed, are they?

This was probably the chewiesy and grainiest water ive ever had to drink... this probably should have taken me out for good! Haha!

this is a progress picture of a future chew toy of mine Lol! I'm so screwed

when she makes you pay for 1 tiney chipped nail to eat.... you pay! and tip!

You'll never close a deal if you don't start asking... it only takes a second to ask a hooters server if you can suck on her work shoes when she gets off. whats the worst that can happen? she says no... but if she says yes, then you are in for the time of your life

This goddess right here is right in the middle of her shift working hard to get her shoes toxic enough for a few slices of really intense and intimidating "edible" doormat bread... I'm not allowed to see the shoes until the before and after picture

Fresh water saturated with all the grossness that you can think of from an amazing flight attendens work shoes... This is going to be an amazing sore throat!

The only way to be a doormat... I'm still waiting for a trample sesh that I can't handle :]

When you tell her that you would die to be her trash, garbage, and rubbish slave... it gets overwhelming in there!

a lot of people randomly ask me how extreme i can get to show the seller that im dedicated to worshiping, licking, eating, cleaning the task she has for me... here is a throwback for you... and if you're interested, I'm happy to share more. Some of these worship tasks have been extremely tough!!!! But so far I am undefeated :]