HikingHippie

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🚫 No Nudity Seller 🚫

💟 Hello! I'm Mel. I'm a typical Midwestern (US) housewife... happy and friendly. I'm not looking to change my circumstances or anything (I am married to a wonderful man)... I just want a bit of harmless fun and to make some new friends. 💟

💟 I am super nice and laid back. I am genuine... I am 100% myself and comfortable in that position. I am very friendly. However, I do have standards about how I will be treated. Please don't be unkind, and mind your manners 😉.
I can be a little bossy lol. But I'll never admit to it. 💟

💟 I'm accepting of all people/genders/sexualities. I am hetero but think our differences make us beautiful.
If anyone needs anything from me, they can simply ask. If I can provide it I will and if I can't, they will feel no judgement from me. I have my own secret fantasies, I won't judge anyone else. 💟

💟 I'm happy to get to know you and joke with you. If you want to chat, message me. But don't try to sext me... it'll just be awkward for the both of us. I'm just not very good at that sort of thing. I'm fine discussing sex or kinks though... I'm very open minded and curious. 💟

💟 I'm not comfortable with nude photos (I promised my husband and there's plenty of drop dead gorgeous women here that can help you with that). I will be the friend that lets you smell her socks and panties 😉. You'll see why my customers keep cumming back ( lol, I wouldn't be able to say that last bit with a straight face). 😋 💟

💟 While my husband knows and is cool with me doing this, I don't do it while he's at home. If he's home I rarely even pick up my phone. I am usually only on during the week from early in the morning, until around 5 pm. If you message me during other times, I'll get back with you. 💟

💟 I am 5’4 and 115 pounds 💟

💟 My feet are size 7 and I've been told they are cute... but you can tell I kick off my shoes when ever I am given the chance (I'm trying to fix that... its a work in progress lol).
I've sold socks and shoes to buyers that like a strongly scented footwear and they have all been happy with my scent. I was told I smell like adventures lol. 💟

💟 I am a Scorpio Libra cusp... I think I'm more of a Libra, in that I'm always weighing both sides of any issue. However, I definitely have the sensual Scorpio side too, if you can pull it out of me 😏. My personality type is INFP - the idealist, healer, helper, or mediator.
I'm pretty passionate about social issues and injustice. I have a degree in Social Work. I just want people to treat one another with respect and compassion. Cruelty is the one issue where you'll see me get angry. Otherwise I'm really easy going. 💟

💟 I love music of all sorts 🎶 and go to a lot of festivals in the summer. My first love will always be 90s alternative... I'm showing my age lol. I was into the whole grunge scene as a teen. I love independent country (not pop country) and bluegrass artists/singer/song writers like Tyler Childers, Ryan Bingham, Town Mountain, Turnpike Troubadours, Trampled by Turtles, Devil Makes Three, The Wooks (if you know any of these message me... we are kindred spirits). I could go on and on lol.
I love my dog Ollie, he's a Australian Shepard and my adventure buddy. My cat, named Hemingway (Hemi), is definitely the boss of the household.
I love photography 📷, it's a real passion of mine. I love taking pictures of people and showing them the beauty that I see in them. 💟

💟 🥾 I'm a huge hiking fan and enjoy dispersed camping in National Parks etc. Stinky, no shower, road trips are not something I shy away from. I adore traveling. I have visited all of the continental states and six other countries. I want to visit more... I love other cultures. I live on a lake and work from home. I'm sort of spoiled lol. 💟

💟 I am healthy and I believe in self care. I've recently been getting into natural remedies like kava and ashwaganda 🍃. Otherwise, I'm drug free... I have nothing against 4-20 😌, it just gives me anxiety. 💟

💟 I'm can be a bit chatty, especially when I'm nervous 😅. I don't take myself too seriously and make jokes when I'm nervous. If you can make me laugh, you'll have my attention. Life's too short to be sooo serious. 💟

🚫 Allergies and issues!!
🐕 I have a dog and a cat 🐈‍⬛... so if you have allergies, I'm not your girl. Also, I try my best to remove any dog hair but occasionally I miss one (or many). I have a very hairy dog.
Also smoking! I don't smoke but I am occasionally around it. In the winter I love a log burning fire. If you have issues or allergies, I wouldn't buy from me. 🚫

💟 If you'd like to say hi to me, please do. I'm probably the opposite of a hard sell lol. I'm pretty shitty as a salesperson to tell you the truth... if I don't think I can satisfy you, I'll let you know. It’s not fun for me if you are unhappy. I prefer to have a smaller number of buyers that I can focus on. 😅 I enjoy getting to know you and having more and more fun over time. 💟

💟 No meet ups. I guess everyone has their price... but mine is a quarter million, in small bills, delivered in a suitcase, under a streetlight, on a dark corner 😉😂 💟

💟 I wear a body oil called Nuxe Huile Prodigieuse but can go without it if you wish. I call it my fancy oil. It has a clean smell and is really good for my skin. I'm not 20 anymore, skincare is a pretty big deal 😅
I'm cool with extras, as long as they don't jeopardize my health. 💟

🚫 No live videos (with exception of foot ignore, not showing face)
🚫 No Nudity
🚫 Sexting
🚫 Meetups… unless you have half a mill for me (the price went up due to inflation)
🚫 No sexual age play
🚫 No race play
🚫 No free kink chat! I’ll say hello’s and how are you’s… I’ll even talk to you about my day or dog. But kink cost.
🚫 No cooking with chocolate or lemonade… I tried it once and my husband threatened to never eat again! 😂

What I am!
I am a friend zone seller! That’s it, plain and simple. I will tease you and torment you for my amusement but I’m not good at being mean. Expect to joke around with me. That’s who I am.

💟 Honestly, just message me and we can discuss what you need. You'll find me good natured and non-judgmental. I love to be playful. It's okay to laugh at yourself... it keeps things interesting.
You made it this far lol... reach out and touch a girl! 📞❤ 💟

💟 So, I was told I should make a wish list... you can look at it and get to know me a bit better. I add to it a bunch... it was a lot of fun to make (like a kid going through a Christmas catalog lol). There are two lists... one to wear and one to spoil.
If you buy anything that has multipack, send me a screenshot and I'll send you one of them for free (you pay shipping 😘). If you buy me a single item I will gladly take tons of photos and they will be yours. If you don't see something that you think should be on there, message me. I add things all of the time that my buyers are interested in. My wear list has tons of pantyhose because I have someone that buys them. 💟

💗💗 To spoil me. Be forewarned... this list shows my many whims lol. https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/114D64H1V9LY0?ref_=wl_share

💗💗 wishtender https://www.wishtender.com/Midwestmom

💗💗 To wear for you, sell to you, or just because
https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/15UBOMJ1H85U9?ref_=wl_share

💚 Message me for CA $

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