Barefoot & Vacuuming

Yes I’m on the internet selling my socks, we all have coping mechanisms.

I’m Louise! 35, thick(ish), 5 foot 11, inked up, and socially awkward as f**k until I’m comfortable enough to show you just how nasty I get. Here’s a little about me -

- I spend most days in nothing but oversized band tees and panties.

- I pride myself on always being the funniest in the room, and have a really dry sense of humour.

- You will almost always catch me with my head in a book or listening to my fave podcast.

🦶- UK Size 7
👙- Bra size 36 DD

What I’m selling -

🩲 Worn panties
🧦 Worn socks and tights
🤸 Gym leggings
👚 Oversized band tees - (slept in)
👟 Shoes & Slippers
🪥 Used Toiletries - Razors, toothbrushes, hairbrushes

🦶🎨
Custom Foot Art - I grip a pencil between my toes while you watch me struggle to draw something not so decent. You get the original artwork and the video evidence that I’m flexible enough to do this but not coordinated enough to do it gracefully.

The Vibe: I’m online most evenings, usually high, watching doc*mentaries or listening to a podcast. I’m shy but I’m not prude - message me for custom wear times, add-ons, or if you just want to talk about which alb*m I recommend is the best before you ask me to stuff these panties in my mouth. I respect the hustle.

I vacuum-seal everything discreetly, ship fast, and I will absolutely over-apologise in the thankyou note. Let’s normalize buying a chubby nerd’s dirty laundry. It’s green. It’s sustainable. It’s hot.

Your awkward alt girl,
Louise 💋


✨ PLEASE READ BEFORE MESSAGING ✨
• No refunds or exchanges
• No previews or content before payment
• I prefer to keep communication on this platform
• No face reveal — no exceptions 😘