🍆 🎦 LEGENDARY 9-pages LONG TEXT D*ck Rating 🤤 (Detailed & Honest)

I am OLIVIA (from Poland 🇵🇱), a true c*cknnoisseur, the one and only Queen of Legendary d*ck Ratings. Why "Legendary"? They are 30-50 minutes long and are inimitable mixture of s**y, pa**ionate and fun ☺️ Check out the reviews in my photo alb*m called "DR 🍆 - Info + Reviews".

(S)experience a new quality of c*ck Rating - the truly LEGENDARY ones!
🍆 bit.ly/FAQ_DR 🍆

If you just discovered my profile "now", in June 2026, let me just quote Chuck Palahniuk's "Fight Club":
➡️ “You met me at a very strange time in my life.” 🥹
Here is why (be ready to laugh AND cry 😘):
🔗 https://bit.ly/ofc-i-am-a-horny-neuroma


-------💖-------➞ 📲📲📲 CONTACT
📲 Telegram: @ofciam_86
📲 SnapChat: @ofciam_horny
⚠️ start with your nickname from ATW (since 24.11.2025 my T and SC are in my BIO. However, if you write to me there and cross any boundaries, I will block you. Respect my time anywhere you write to me! 🙏🏻)


-------💖-------➞ 💰 💰 💰 PAYMENT METHODS
Preferred PAYMENTS (in order of my preference):
1) ✅✅✅✅✅ Revolut (ask for rev tag)
2) ✅✅✅✅ KinkCoins
3) ✅✅✅ Bank Transfer (YourSafe / Revolut)
4) ✅✅ Amazon GC (must work in Spain!)
5) ✅✅ PayPal (my e-mail: just like my nickname, but use . instead of _ + gmail.com)
6) ✅ Cryptocurrency (USDT)


-------💖-------➞ 🕊️ 🕊️ 🕊️ WHAT DO I OFFER? (ask for more):
✅ 🍆 Legendary d*ck Ratings with face shown 👩🏻‍🦱 (text / audio / video in clothes / topless video / nude video), and they are THE LONGEST ON THE MARKET (up to 50 min.!), including SPH
✅ Google Drives!
--✅ 1) VANILLA DRIVE🍦 = basic, mainstream s** needs. Nothing too kinky.
--✅ 2) BDSM 🖤 = lot’s of Domination / Submission (in both ways, cause I am a switch)
--✅ 3) FREAK DRIVE 😈 = damn naughty and kinky 👀 Including 💛+🤎
--✅ 4) FART Drive 💨 = for a** sniffing lovers 😍
--✅ 5) FEET Drive 🦶🏼= for feet connoisseurs 👣
✅ 📲 💬 s**ting sessions
✅ 📲 💬 s**ting sessions TABOO 👀
✅ 📲 💬 s**ting sessions BIs**UAL / LESBIAN / BI-CURIOUS 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
✅ ☎️ Video calls 🎦
✅ ☎️ IGNORE video calls ⛔️
✅ ☎️ SHOWER call 🚿
✅ ☎️ FEET POV ignore call (etc.) 🦶🏼
✅ 📲 Audio calls
✅ 🍆 Topless Reaction Videos ("Unboxing Your d*ck Drive")
✅ 📸 Custom PHOTOS
✅ 🎞️ Custom VIDEOS
✅ 🎤 Custom VOICE notes (I was a voiceover artist, I have a very s**y, low voice 😈)
✅ 🦶🏼 Feet content (photos, videos, gross sandwich)
✅ 🩲 Cotton panties, thongs, socks, tights, pantyhose etc.
✅ 👩🏻‍❤️‍👨🏼 Couple premade content (videos + pictures)
✅ 🧫 and many other things...

My shop is FULL of items and (s)experiences! Last update (16.03.2026) is:
---1️⃣3️⃣2️⃣ listings in ATW shop
-----1️⃣2️⃣ IC in ATW shop (I also offer it as G. Drive link + other payment methods)
-------2️⃣ Instant contents in FLO (FartLoversOnly)
...so I believe you will find something for you! And if not - feel free to ask, I am open-mined and there is no 🚫 #kinkshaming 🚫 on my profile.


-------💖-------➞ Little bit more ABOUT ME, so you can start drooling 🤤:
---✅ 40-years-old... but I look like I am 27 🥰👩🏻‍🦱
---✅ Polish 🇵🇱 (living in 🇪🇸 Spain)
---✅ I used to have my own creative agency for 11 years, and making movies and visualisations was one of my specialities 👑 That's why my video production process is LE-GEN-DA-DA-RY 🦄
---✅ #MILF (bonus mum for 2 boys) 🤰🏻
---✅ on the kinkiest peak of my life! 💃🏻 #proudsl*t 🥵
---✅ Into BDSM (no pain!) since 6.2024, on ATM since 6.2025 🧎🏼‍♀️
---✅ 👨🏼‍🦳+👱‍♀️+👩🏻‍🦱 I am in a #nonmonogamous #OPENrelationship in a #triad (#bis**ual), and both of my loved ones are fully aware of my activity here (and they are my biggest fans & supporters ☺️ not to mention co-creators 😈! )
---✅ I am a #LittleGirl 👧 for my #Däddy 👨🏼‍🦳 (#DDLG #GoodGirl)
---✅ I am 71% Switch 🔁 so on ATW I am also a #softdom #Goddess 😉
---✅ my features:
----- extreme EXTRAVERT
----- girl NEXT DOOR energy
----- very direct & STRAIGHTFORWARD
----- KINDNESS is my second name
----- AUTHENTICITY is my surname
---✅ ♠️ 🂭 Queen of Spades #QoS #QueenOfSpades #snowBunny but I still love white c*cks too 🥰
---✅ EN 🇬🇧 + PL 🇵🇱 + ES 🇪🇸 (but 🇪🇸 = muy básico, so let's use only 🇬🇧+🇵🇱)
---✅ 🩷❤️🧡💛💚💙💜 pa**ions: #dance #Kizomba (🩷🇦🇴), #cubana, #salsa, #standup (incl. #darkhumor and #extremejokes), #gardening #veggies #herbs #DIY #cooking
---✅ My physical a**ets:
------😃 my "SMILE is your greatest s**ual weap0n” (somebody said once)
------ 🐝 ridiculous ratio between #a** and #waist that's why I am a 🍑 #PAWG
------ 🍒 big, #naturalb**bs sized 65G / 65GG (UK: 30F, US: 30G, FR: 80G)
------ 👩🏻‍🦳 I am a silver fox woman, part of my hair is in it's natural grey color 🩶 and rest is dyed in my natural brunette color (#silverhair #silversisters #greyhair #greyhairdontcare #greyhairmovement #silverhairdontcare #goinggrey #silverfox #saltandpepperhair #silver #embracethegrey #whitehair #greyhairtransition #naturalhair #hairstyle)


-------💖-------➞ 📐 📐 📐 MEASUREMENTS
- ⬆️ 167cm
- 🏋️‍♀️ 60kg
- 🍒 90cm (bust), bra size: 🇪🇺 65G / 65GG, 🇬🇧 30F, 🇺🇸 30G or 32DDD, 🇫🇷 80G (but I am NOT wearing bras #noBRAgirl)
- 🤰 75cm (waist)
- 🍑 100cm (hips)
- 👗 36/38 clothes size
- 👠 37 🇪🇺 EU / 4 🇬🇧 UK / 6 🇺🇸 US
- 📅 Birthday: 20.02.1986, for zodiac freaks (I am NOT) - I am PISCES 🐠 ♓️


-------💖-------➞ 📑📈📆 RULES OF COOPERATION
If you're ordering from me, this means that you agree to follow these rules:

1) 3 days for money, 5 days for materials
🟰 This rule has two subcategories.

3️⃣ DAYS for money 💰💰💰:
I expect the payment in maximum 3 days from setting the order (the only exception are accounts with ZERO REVIEWS. From you, I expect payment faster, meaning in 24h). If you don't pay in this time, I will give you a 1-star review, cancel the order, block you and add you to the list of my TW that is below in LINKS section (🔗 🛜 ⛔️).

5️⃣ DAYS for the materials 📹📹📹📹📹
If my job (like recording custom video like d*ck rating or "clit rubbing") depends on some activity from your side (delivering your materials based on which I record), you have maximum 5 days to deliver your part of the order. I will not wait forever till you do your part. If you don't deliver materials that I need for shooting in 5 days from setting the order, I will wait no longer. I will mark the order as delivered, and you will loose your chance to get a custom.

2) WORKING HOURS + DELIVERY TIME
🟰 Delivery time (of online services) is 3h-48h from receiving the payment. I am delivering my services on working days (Mon-Fri), usually 10:00-17:30 (Spanish time = CEST = GMT+1), occasionally in the evenings too. The bottom line is that once I was working 7-8h per day, I don't work more on that particular day (work-life balance is crucial for me 🍀).

3) NO WEEKENDS = +50%
🟰 I don't work on ATW weekends, so if I will make an exception for you, I will charge you 50% more from the basic price. I might agree for some short gig (like a shower / ignore call) but I will not do anything more time-consuming (I am NOT recording d*ck ratings or customs on weekends). Weekends are my time off just for myself and my loved ones.


-------💖-------➞ ❌ ❌ ❌ LIMITS
Here are some soft and hard limits:
❌ HARD limit: No meetings in person #meetups (it's against the website rules!)
❌ HARD limit: No #ABDL (adult baby diaper lover)
📲❌ more limits on a VIDEO CALL listing: https://www.allthingsworn.com/listing/video-call-15eur-for-10min
💬❌ ...and TABOO s**ting listing: https://www.allthingsworn.com/listing/s**ting-taboo-with-ofc-i-am-horny-20min30eur


-------💖-------➞ LINKS
🛜 d*ck Rating FAQ❓
>>> bit.ly/FAQ_DR

🛜 d*ck Ratings Leader Board 📝
>>> bit.ly/ofciamhorny92025

🛜 Time Wasters' list ⛔️
>>> docs.google.com/doc*ment/d/1D0pdBzC0U66A88zXgPSsPjS_RCfwlrbG5iOSvuWq0tg/edit?usp=sharing

🛜 THRONE 💝
>>> throne.com/ofc_i_am_horny

🛜 take a look at my pu**y, body and preferences 🐱
>>> https://dirtycode.io/RKN7T


-------💖-------➞ 🧠🧠🧠 I AM NOT JUST A HOT GIRL
My biggest strengths and superpowers worth mentioning before you even look at my physical attributes and start jerking off right away:
➡️ 💣 great #senseofhumor (including #sarcasm and #darkhumor) - I even do #standup comedy 🤫 (want to be in my next set? You probably will, but hey, I’ll keep you anonymous, no worries, so show your d*ck already, will ya?! 🤣)
➡️ 💣 #horniness is not just a marketing feature I am using here. I was always s**ually very active, and the number of s** stories I had so far would last for all the women in the female line of my ancestors back to the beginning of Europe.
➡️ 💣 I have a rare superpower (from Gallup’s Talents’ Questionnaire) which is called WOO („winning others over”). This means that people feel like they know me their whole life, even if they talk with me only for 5 minutes. I gain people’s sympathy very fast, and somehow I stay in their memory forever, like COVID’s antibodies. So often men adore me (not even for my stunning body but for my unique #personality) and women… well, what can I say. If they are not self-confident enough, they hate me (no worries, sisters, I know you will get there once you start loving yourself ❤️).
➡️ 💣 I am a 3-time TEDx speaker… So shortly speaking, I have more than 3 brain cells and I am also intelligent 😎 („f**k this childless b**ch, she has everything!” - said some of you now 🤪)


-------💖-------➞ GOODIES
🎁 If you made it this far, send me your favourite song, I might want to try to dance to it and send you a 20-second video too of me moving my body to it. That’s how awesome and generous I am 😏 Could be a #kizomba or #urbankiz song, since I am a fan 😈