Extremely Well Worn Slippers

Did someone say MILF/GILF? You found me. That’s right! I'm a dirty old bird who’s been around the block a time or two. Let’s be real. You’ll never have the chance to fill me with your hot tool, but that doesn’t mean you can’t get into my pants.

I’m happy to share my pungent l juices with you to tease your eyes and feed your kink. Offering panties, pantyhose, socks, and shoes.

About me: I’m a 60ish year old curvy, inked Midwest gal with a big caboose and healthy gams, 5’5” tall, 150ish weight (+/-), size 8.5 shoe. Some find me attractive.

As for play, I’m a lifestyler, definitely not vanilla, and am submissive. Being watched gets me wet. The thought of you getting off with my unmentionables gets me even wetter`.

c*m on, throw me a bone. I won’t jerk you ‘round. My goal is to stick it to you and have you lapping it up.

I also offer d*ck Ratings. With six decades of strutting through life's wild side, this GILF has ogled more schlongs than you can count. Whether you're swinging a thick, meaty monster, a cute little tease, or something perfectly in-between, I'll serve up the sultry scoop with a wicked grin. Check out my DR listing, including a bottomless video option.

**Pet-free, puff-free home.

💝 My panties, pantyhose, and stockings are worn 48 hours, shipped for free within the US only, vacuum sealed, 1 proof of wear photo, discreet packaging. They’ll be plenty of pu**y smell.

Custom tailored to your liking with Add-ons.
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Dirty Old Bird Extras, five dollah with hollah:

➡️ Extra Day/s: $5 per
➡️ Lemonade soaked or no wipe: $5
➡️ Creampie: $5

If there’s another add-on that turns you on, not mentioned 👆🏻, I’m happy to consider it.

I prefer CashApp or AGC. I’m not completely opposed to Kinkcoins, though it costs me 20% to withdraw the KC so tips are appreciated.

HONORS:
🥇1st Place AtwSkintights**y
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🥈2nd Place AtwMyFactorySetting
🥈2nd Place AtwLovelyLegs
🥈2nd Place AtwPrettyNPouting
🥈2nd Place AtwWinterWarmers
🥉3rd Place AtwStepintoSpring



🚫Hard Limits – I am NOT open to:
⛔️Revealing my identity by showing my full face or ink
⛔️s**ting or phone chat – discretion is the name of the game here
⛔️Going to any other platform. I do business only at ATW

It's all about having discrete fun without pa**ing judgement. I'm here dear to be your fantasy Dirty Old Bird.

Your MILF / GILF Next Door.