FRESH STINKY PANTIES

Straight Kinkster here to help with any and all needs :)

About me:
- 24, 5’ 7”, 160lbs, active muscular build. Heavy body hair, downstairs typically stays shaven. Hyperhydrosis diagnosis: I sweat incessantly from the hands and feet and take medication for it. Lactose intolerant, lover of pizza.
- Straight (Dom/Sub Switch)
- Kink Friendly
- LGBT+ Friendly/Ally
- Professional Engineer
- Recognized Artist
- Member of MENSA
- NY All State Pianist
- USA Men’s Swimming and Diving

What I can offer:
- Just about anything that doesn’t involve my identity revealed. I work with sensitive information, consult for various agencies, and touch high profile datasets that require I maintain anonymity.
- Specializing in high degrees of kink: see below
- As mentioned I live with hyperhydrosis; I sweat immensely from my feet and hands. Want my disgustingly sweaty socks? Feel free to take full advantage of this fact :)
- Also mentioned my lactose intolerance. I love dairy, so this area is open to exploitation for the right price. Want to see me skip the lactaid? Make a mess? Record it? Package that smelly load up for you and ship it sealed oversees? I can happily do that.
- Do you wish to be financially exploited by an intellectual, Twinky straight boy? Let me understand your needs, and allow for open communication and transparency. Here to help you serve, whatever that looks like/means for you.
- Wish to simply talk/take some of my time/learn more about me? Want a hot, successful, straight man’s thoughts/opinions on you? I charge my corporate hourly rate, $90 an hour. Love beautiful people, but not interested in looking at other naked men unless properly incentivized.

Some of my kinks:
- Fisting
- Watersports
- Copro
- Sounding
- Scent Play
- Findom/Humiliation

Hard Limits:
- Anything vomit. Off the table completely. Don’t ask.
- Face reveal. Respect my anonymity, and you will continue to have my full respect.

What am I here for?

I am here to build long term, sustainable relations; approach with respectful professionalism and you will receive my utmost in return. I value peace, love, and positivity above all else. Love is all we need. Here to help share it, in whatever modality that may be.

Attempt to deceive me, exploit/expose me, misuse my kindness, I have no issue showing why I belong to MENSA, and hold degrees in engineering and contract law. Any issues of substance will immediately result in litigation being taken. I am here to serve, or force servitude. Do not test my patience.