🔥 I'll Roast Your C*ck & You'll THANK Me 🔥

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Miss_Chelsea UK

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So you want me to look at your d*ck, huh? Cute. Bold. Potentially your worst decision today.

I don't do sugar-coated lies. I do truth with teeth - whether that leaves you throbbing with ego or squirming with humiliation is entirely between your legs and my judgment.

What You Get:

• 300-500 word personalised written response to your photo

• Detailed breakdown: length, girth, shape, grooming, balls, angle, overall presentation

• My unfiltered reaction - no video needed to hear the gasps, giggles, eyerolls.

My Rating Style Options:

😈 Brutally Honest - The technical truth. Not cruel, not kind. Just me reacting to what you've got with zero filter. No pretty packaging, just raw Miss Chelsea opinion.

Oh. So you’re sure you want me to destroy you? Beg for it in your order notes, worm. Imagine me sending your sad little pic to roast within an inch of its useless being. Pathetic.

15.00 GBP 202


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About Miss_Chelsea

✨ Hey, I’m Chelsea! 💕

Confident, tattooed, fiery, and just downright BRATTY 😊 everything you’ve been looking for!

Here we’re all about embracing kinks and getting creative with them 💌

I’m a UK dress size 14 with long dark hair, a beautiful pale, sun-kissed complexion, and over 20 tattoos that each tell a story. I’m all about confidence, good vibes, and making genuine connections. ✨

Revolut: @r_chelsea
Throne: @miss_chelsea

💖 UK Dress Size: 14
🖤 20+ Tattoos

🏋️‍♀️ Gym lover
🌸 Long dark hair

Looking after myself is a big part of who I am, and you could be a part of that too. When I’m not here, you’ll usually find me smashing a workout at the gym 💪, treating myself to a little self-care, or enjoying some well-earned downtime.

✨ What you’ll find in my store:

💖Custom photos & videos

🧦Worn socks

👟Trainers

👠Shoes & heels

🩴Slippers

🧦Tights & stockings

👗Worn clothing

🌊Sploshing/WAM
🦶🏻Foot content
🍆d*ck Rates - number only/written
💦c*m shot ratings (honest or humiliating)
💅Hand Pictures
🤏🏻SPH
🧍🏼‍♂️Full Body Ratings (written only)
✍🏻Tattoo Ratings (written only)
🤦🏻‍♀️Face Ratings (written only)
👫Online GFE
🧾Adopt a bill
💵Reimbursements
💰Findom
💳Wallet Drains
🤭Degrading and humiliation
📑Debt Contracts
💁🏻‍♀️Ignore Messaging Sessions
🛍️SB/SD Arrangements

✨Physical Items I offer✨
🧦Socks - 48hr wear, extra available
💋Stockings - 24hr wear, extra available
💗Tights - 24hr wear, extra available
👟Trainers
🥿Slippers
👢High Heels
🩳Shorts
👙Bras
🩲Thongs/Panties - 24hr wear, extra available
💈Hair removal of your choosing
👗Dresses
👚Pyjamas
🧴15ml-30ml Vials
🎭Face Masks/Eye Masks/Whitening Strips
🦶🏻Foot Masks/Nail clippings
💄Cotton Buds/Cotton Pads
🪮Hair Scrunchies/Hair Brush
🗑️Bin Contents
💌Personal Content
🦄Unique/Niche Content

❌I do not offer ❌
🚫Meets
🚫Video/Phone calls
🚫Nude content
🚫Refunds once an order has been shipped

Whether you’re looking for something special or simply want to say hello, my inbox is always open. I can’t wait to get to know you! 💕

‼️ATTENTION: Any content or items purchased or viewed on this site or any of its affiliate sites are NOT to be shared with anyone outside of these sites or your own personal use.

Sharing, saving, distributing, screenshotting or any other form of keeping content from these sites is prohibited.

This includes (but is not limited to): sharing/showing friends, selling my content/items after purchase from myself, purchasing for industry use.

Failure to comply will result in legal prosecution. This applies to content or items purchased or sent from platforms such as telegram and any other communication methods I choose to use.

By placing an order with me you automatically agree to these terms and failure to follow these terms will result in legal action being taken against you. All sales are final, refunds and returns are not optional‼️

Miss_Chelsea currently has 11 items available & joined All Things Worn 1 week ago

Also sells the following:

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