OLD Trashed Shorts

Call me Queen, Goddess, or Mistress Lana 😘

*✨*TOP 0.1% of Sellers Jan & Feb 2024*✨*

I’m a feminine, caring, bisexual 🏳️‍🌈 dom.😈😇 You can please me, if I allow it. 😘
Look-wise, I’m a 5’7, natural dirty blonde, with a slender, average body.

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——— PERSONALIZED EXPERIENCES ———

I offer 100% customized, personal experiences.

Best known for my custom content; I get a lot of compliments on my voice.💋✨
Along with my panties that have been said to be “the creamiest.” Have you ever tasted a vegan woman before? 👅😋 I’ve been told on here that we taste better. Have a see for yourself hehe.

I take care of my lovely buyers and ensure you’re satisfied with what you receive.☺️


A little more about me, I’m a Pisces sun and Aries moon. You get the best of both worlds, sweet, sensual, passionate, bold, determined and the right amount of attitude to put you in your place.😈
I love to read 📚, cook/bake vegan 🍪, write ✍🏻 , paint 🎨 , game 🎮 and create!😋 Also, love my kitty furbabies.🥰

I adore all my buyers but my favorites to work with are kind humans, submissives and/or switches.😉 And, if you’re good at doing what you’re told, then you’re in the right place.

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🫶🏼🤍 TIPS: CashApp $LanaBlaire and Venmo @LanaBlaire 🤍🫶🏼
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98% Dominant
96% Rigger
90% Ageplayer
88% Brat tamer
86% Daddy/Mommy
86% Vanilla
84% Voyeur
80% Master/Mistress
56% Primal (Hunter)
45% Owner
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🚨 SALES 🚨
• 10% off on bundle orders of $30+
• Holiday specials

— CUSTOM CONTENT —
Audio: $3/min
Video: $6/min
Photo Sets (price determined during sale)

— CHAT EXPERIENCES —
FemDom Text/Audio 😈⛓️: $20-$50+
FinDom Text/Audio 💰😈: $25-$75+
GFE 🤍💋 (1 Day, No Sexting): $25 (Include audio messages for +$10)
Best Friend ☺️🤍 (1 Day, Vent Away): $25 (Include audio messages for +$10)
Custom sessions available

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* Allergy Warning 🐱 *

All orders come with a personalized hand-written letter, kissed and sprayed in my perfume. 💌💋
~ $20 order minimum on shipped items

— ITEMS I OFFER —
👙 Panties, Thongs, Boxers (size M)
Add: +$5 extra day, +$8 🍋, +$10 played in
👙 Bras (size 34/36 B/C)
🧦 Socks
🖤 Pantyhose (size M)
👗 Dresses, skirts (size M)
👖 Skinny jeans (size M)
👠 Sneakers, boots, heels, flats, & flip flops (size 8.5-9.5)
💄 Used Makeup

— SPECIALTY ITEMS —
🫙 Vials $10-30
👣 Foot Dust & Flakes $10+
🦶 Toenail clippings $15
🛁 Foot Bath Water $15
🍭 Lollipops $10
😷 Face Masks $15
🍋 Lemonade Vial/ $25
👅 Spit $15
🪥 Toothbrush/Toothbrush Heads $20
& Other Customs Agreed Upon

*Please Note: My time of the month is not always predictable and may cause delay of orders.*

*Please keep in mind that although I try to always respond in a timely manner, I do work a full-time job outside of here and have many personal responsibilities. Sometimes there may be a delay in my responses do to this. Thank you for understanding!🤍💋

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❗️Disclaimer: In the incident of a shipping handler error, the seller is not responsible. There are NO REFUNDS OR RETURNS, although the seller may attempt to remedy the situation at their own discretion and ability.

❗️Disclaimer: All booked and paid for sessions are to take place within the same day unless otherwise agreed upon. If a buyer has paid for a session, but is suddenly too busy to experience it for 24+ hours after it was set up and paid for, the seller may cancel the order at their discretion if they are no longer able to offer the service at that time.

❗️Disclaimer: In the event that an order has been set up and the buyer does not pay for their order in the agreed amount of time, this forfeits the order to be canceled at the sellers discretion if they can no longer complete the order in the original agreed upon timeframe, due to delayed payment.


‼️‼️‼️**IMPORTANT: Any content sold to you is to remain for your personal viewing use ONLY. You may not share with others, you may not use it for monetary gain, you may not upload it anywhere including social media, pornhub or legal action will be taken. I remain the owner of the original content & have therefore own the rights. **‼️‼️‼️