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Hello 🖤
Welcome to our space.

Amy is currently 16 weeks pregnant 🍼
Top 0.1% 🖤

We’re a happily married, s** positive couple living quietly in the rural Norfolk countryside with two dogs and four cats.

Very much black cat x golden retriever energy.

Amy is the main account holder. Black hair, heavily tattooed with two full sleeves and more across my body, piercings, alternative vibe, calm energy and intentional attention. I offer solo content, customs, s**ting, calls, worn items and personalised experiences.

Liv is my wife. Natural auburn red hair, freckles, soft feminine energy, a few tattoos, and very much the chirpy golden retriever type with a country girl vibe. Liv does not create solo content and only appears alongside Amy.

You are not going to get a desperate sales pitch from us. We are not pushy. We are not here begging for buyers. This is something we genuinely enjoy and the people who enjoy our energy tend to stay around.

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🖤 Custom Videos
From £25 for 5 minutes solo (Amy)
From £35 for 5 minutes with Amy and Liv

Prices vary depending on length, personalisation and level of nudity. We encourage clear, fully stated ideas beforehand so pricing can be accurate. If extra requests are added after payment or after pricing has been agreed, these may require additional charges.

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🖤 s**ting
£1.50 per minute text only

£2 per minute text and images
around 4 to 5 images per 10 minutes

£2.50 per minute text, images and video clips
around 4 to 5 images plus roughly five 30 second clips per 10 minutes

Duo s**ting is available at an additional 50p per minute per person.

Please note s**ting content is structured fairly and is not unlimited. It is not a way to obtain cheaper custom videos. Images and clips are limited and depend on session flow.

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🖤 d*ck Ratings
Approx 5 to 6 minutes per session

Solo (Amy)
£10 fully clothed
£15 top half nude

Duo
£15 clothed
£20 top half nude

How it works
We ask for 4 to 5 clear photos. We go through each one in detail, rating and commenting on things like girth, length, balls, veins, tip, hair, angle, lighting, and overall presentation.

Each photo is scored individually from 1 to 10. You then receive an overall final rating based on all images and our combined impressions.

Any additional requests during the rating may incur extra charges depending on complexity.

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🖤 Wearables

Underwear wears
£30 including postage per 24 hour wear
£50 for two pairs
£15 per extra day wear

Socks
Same pricing as underwear

Bras
Same pricing as underwear

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🖤 Calls
We do not typically show our faces on live calls unless we know you well and feel comfortable with you as a loyal repeat customer.

Live calls are not always available but may be considered in certain cases.

Ignore calls
£6 per minute Amy only
£8 per minute Amy and Liv

Watching you
£6 per minute Amy only
£8 per minute Amy and Liv

Feet calls
Same pricing as above

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🖤 Virtual Girlfriend Experience
£70 per day
£120 for 2 days
£160 for 3 days
£190 for 4 days
£210 for 5 days
£230 for 6 days
£250 for 7 days

Includes daily conversation, priority replies, good morning and good night messages, casual selfies, flirting, teasing, comfort, and consistent attention throughout.

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🖤 Postal Items
Socks
Panties and thongs
Bras and sports bras
Gym wear
Trainers and Crocs
Tights
Leggings
Swimwear
Slippers
Saliva
“Nectar”
Intimate trash items (makeup wipes, chewed gum, lashes, receipts, hairbrush hair, lipstick marks, etc.)

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Some things appear once. Some things disappear quietly.

You’ll find worn items, customs, teasing energy, intimate traces, personalised dynamics, soft attention, and a judgement free space for all kinds of kinks and fetishes.

If something catches your eye, you know what to do.

Custom requests are always considered. Discretion always 🖤