Something Short, But Oh So SWEET 💗

Oh well hEllLLooOOoo!
Welcome to my page and shop! I’m Natalie, and I'm uber nerdy, full of love and laughter - and I’m forever horny ;)

I'm 36, and I’m from just outside of London. I hope you read that in a Cilla Black voice, because that's how I said it as I'm writing - teehee!

I'm 5'5", size 12 in clothes and knickers, a 32 D/DD bra and size 6.5 UK shoes.

When I say I'm nerdy, I really do mean it too - get me started on a topic like Harry Potter, Marvel or Rupaul's Drag race and I'll get all excited and squirmy! I love to watch action films, fantasy and thrillers, with the odd horror cla**ic thrown in too. I love a good box set too - Game of Thrones, Stranger Things, How to Get Away with Murder, Power, Gangs of London to name just a few of my faves. I'm definitely a binger, so don't expect me to wait for you :p

I also, used to be a professional dancer once upon a time, so if you have a song in mind, love a saucy strip, or just love a girl to throw her favourite shapes: I'm the gal to be making a video for you ;)

I'm very open and honest when answering your questions, and fetish friendly - in fact I would love to hear what got you started on your specific kink if you're happy to share.

Let’s get to know one another... send me your best ‘hello!’ :)