Written D*ck Rating

⚠️PROCEED WITH CAUTION, I WILL BECOME YOUR NEXT ADDICTION ⚠️

Sarcastic BBW with a naughty twist (and a bit of a l princess) 💕 I am very jokey and sarcastic, if you are easily offended, dont message me.
I love to laugh, tease, and surprise you with a mix of sweetness and spice. Stick around and let’s have some fun together. I enjoy getting to know my customers to truly understand what they are looking for to ensure they are satisfied with the item or service I provide them.
Tipping is a good way to get my attention 😉


🦋About Me🦋
Height: 5’4 📏
Hair Colour: depends on how I am feeling this changes all the time 👩‍🦰👱‍♀️💇‍♀️
Eyes: Blue 💙
b**bs: 38G
Body: Curvy with a big 🍑
Feet: UK Size 6 🦶

I enjoy long walks with my dog, quality family time, a nice gla** of wine with a good film and takeaway and a cheeky night out with the girls. I also enjoy bingo.... I know boring 😂 I also love my feet being touched, rubbed and sucked on🥵🥵🥵
I dont show my face unless you are very lucky 😉 but so you can build your own picture i have bright blue eyes and wear seductive gla**es. I have a little bu*ton nose which is pierced and big natural juicy lips. The only fake thing about me is my hair colour ohh and my nails.

✨️What I sell ✨️
Socks 🧦
Shoes 🩰
Panties 🩲
Nail clippings 💅
Brush hair 💇‍♀️
Eye lash extentions 👀
Bath water 💦
Lemonade 🍋
Fetish sweets 🍬
Access to my 👻 for £15
And many more

📬 Postage is to be covered by the buyer, all parcels and shipped discreetly in plain packaging📬

Why not also check out my IC or message me for some customs 😉

Wallet domination 💵
Your purpose? To please me. Your reward? Knowing I own you. Every pound you send reminds you of your place beneath me. Ready to be drained and humiliated? Prove your worth and send a tribute!
Why not adopt a bill? After all I am expensive!

If there is anything you are interested in which I have not listed, please feel free to message I take requests 😉

Payment methods
Kinkcoin
Revolute - revolut.me/curvylola
Wishlist
Thr0ne - @curvylola
Amazon wishlist - https://www.amazon.co.uk/hz/wishlist/ls/1DGRG857ZRLZR?ref_=wl_share

I do not offer expliced images, refunds or exchanges. I do own a little dog so please bear this in mind if you have any allergies.