Lemon’s Written D*ck Rating In Detail To Make Your D*ck Tingle

‼️ From today every physical item gets one Voucher, you can get free video, g drive access, a new pair, a video call, or 40% off any item on my page and more! Find a ticket in every order! Anyone is a winner! 😘

❤️ Also every G Drive order gets 30% off an next physical order!

📦 🚚 Included in any physical order: ♡ 1 Polaroid nude
♡ vacuum sealed item
♡ presentation box
♡ note 💋 with perfume
♡ 2 funny stickers
♡ voucher
♡ free delivery uk via InPost and the wear (see listings)

🌟Hi I am Alice, 37 years old Kinky next door wife, rock chick, hot body, 34B cup tits, size 8uk with curves, brunette, Capricorn ♑️, glamorous and tanned skin. A chameleon can be as naughty as you want me to be 💦

💍 Married but don’t have s** much unless you want to pay to see or to smell my undies after s** (£15 extra)! Otherwise all my undies come worn without s**! 😘

🛍️ I sell mainly used lingerie sets, underwear, socks, tights, stockings, custom videos and pics sets, GFE, d*ck ratings and s**ting!

💕☕️ Horny and hot wife video cheat dates 🔥 1 hour every evening before hubby it’s home! Book yours for £35

⭐️ Mystery undies from £25
⭐️ Premium undies from £40
⭐️ Mystery Bras from £20
⭐️ Premium bras from £40
⭐️ Sets from £30
⭐️ Mystery Stockings/tights from £25
⭐️ Mystery socks from £20
⭐️ other lingerie from £35
⭐ Body suits from £15
⭐️ used shoes/heels/ flats from £55
⭐️ Vials 🧪 20 mil from £15
⭐️ Filled pots 5 mil from £15 or 3 for 2 !

➕Add ons: wet no wipe front back, stuffing, wearing pics, video etc

Extra wear:
💋 1 Day/ 24 Hours – £5
💋 2Days/ 42 Hours – £8
💋 3 Days/ 72 Hours – £12
💋 4 Days/ 96 Hours – £16
💋 5 Days/ 120 Hours – £20
💋 10 days/240 hours- £35

💵 I pride in how I pack/prepare my wears and you don’t only get a pair of undies you get perfection!
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For Tips or Payments
🖤 Revolut @lemonlady18

For spoils:
🖤 Amazon wishlist: https://www.amazon.co.uk/hz/wishlist/ls/NRT2OBXEGO67?ref_=wl_share

🍩 a**l and dirt

🕯️ Always happy to bundle up items!

⭐ Panty stuffing

🎥 I film great customs videos clear image and sound!

🍋 I do all things related to water-sports but not limited to it!

👃 My scent it’s delicate if you want it strong depending on how you want them and they smell divine!
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💴 Kink Coins 🪙
💴 amazon gift
💴 bank transfer
💴 Revolut

🎥 Custom videos:
Naked £20 per video 8 mins or £15 for 5 mins
Non naked £15 for video 8 mins or £10 for 5 mins
Extreme/taboo/ a**l £25 for 8 mins

📸 Custom pics set:
Naked 8 pics £15
Naked 5 pics £10

🍆 d*ck ratings:
topples £10 for 5 mins
Naked £15 for 5 mins
m*sturb*te £20 for 5 mins
Extreme £25 for 5 mins
Written £10 for a detailed one

🩲 Undies wears:
Basic undies £15 with 24h wear
Designer undies £30 with 24h wear
Add ons each £5 (each)
Extra wear per 24h extra £5

✉️ s**ting:
text only £10 for 10 mins
With videos and text £15 for 10 mins
-30 mins special (videos and pics and text) £25

🧺 Wears bundles: one pair undies, s**y picture, a s**y video, one add on, 24h wear for £30 (including delivery)

💿 G Drives from

🫂 GFE 🦐 🍆 c*ck ratings 🎥 customs video and pics
💿 G Drive, 🚽 drive and a**l drive
📞 role-play calls
📞 video calls, phone calls from £2 a minute
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🍀 Top 10% in first two week (December 2025) 🍾
👟 Top 5% December 2025!
🧖🏻‍♀️ Top 10% February 2026!
👠 Top 5% April 2026!
🧦 Top 1% April 2026!
👑 Top 0.01 % May 2026!

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No returns! No refunds! No exchanges and once I sent the item isn’t my responsibility!