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Hey, what can I say about myself? Well, I'm a 38yr old virgin but besides that I'm a nerd who loves gaming, drawing and I do a little creative writing, though I'm terrible at it.

I'm also interested in Mythology, Urban Legends and Folklore but honestly Alien Conspiracies and Coverups are my favourite and generally I'm a lover of the Supernatural, Strange, Dark and the mysterious things that go on in this world that can't be explained.

About AlienButHuman

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Gender: Male

Age: 30-40

Joined: 5 months ago

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It makes me laugh when a guy is suprised when his girlfriend or partner is pregnant! It's like mate don't you remember doing it? The best one is when a guy talks and say when she got pregnant. Excuse me it takes 2 you know 🤣

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I thought Pegasus was awesome a white horse with birds wings! Well, people who know me know I love fantasy stories and games with magic and would love to be able to write my own. Well, I thought a black horse with bat wings sounds way better. Any name suggestions for this black horse?

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There is something about anal play and playing orally with anal that just seems to hit better than eating pussy. I mean ive never eaten ass or pussy but playing with ass orally just sounds better.

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So, what did all the gamer queens on here think of State of Play?

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Sorry for not talking much! I'm playing the witcher 3 and on easy mode haha it's massive game with tons of story to it and I just want to enjoy the world and story with no challenging gameplay to get in the way.

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I have a massive tree outside my window and its always nice waking up and in general to the birds singing away. Its even better when there is chick's in the nests and been all cute

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When your 38yrs old and you thought at this age you would be going to bed with a nice women beside you and with a little people in your life. Instead im going to bed alone lol

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You know what I fascinating about some sellers on here? Which is some of you are single but still a friend or multiple friends who you have sex and sexual fun with just for pleasure. Well, the funny bit is I have friends that I'd love to give to sexual pleasure too but I know they wouldn't approve or appreciate that. God help me if they found out I was on here! I dont see the problem in been sexual active with multiple people as long as it's safe to be honest though.

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When you look in the mirror and know why no one wants you and why your still a virgin at 38yrs old. Your ugly, you don't have a slim body. I guess I will be that 40yr old virgin at some point haha

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I'd kill to give oral sex to a pretty woman right now for the first time and see if I'm good at it lol

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Added a new photo > Some of you might think I've ruined this drawing by splattering ink on top but my art isn't about perfection is about exploring ideas and to see what happens. So, what if I ruin a drawing it's just another opportunity to do it again and do it better.

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I'm watching star wars and it has made think that what if somewhere far out in space there is all kinds of alien civilizations trading and working together like we trade with other countries.

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Oh I can't wait for State of Play! Which is a gaming event were announcements for new games and release dates for upcoming games. I will be sat watching with my phone making notes of games that peak my interest. I can't wait!

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AlienButHuman

Another shift down and now to get tomorrow's shift down too.

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Added a new photo > When people think your job as a shelf filler at a large supermarket sounds easy! Well, it isn't when you have 6 or 7 cages like this to put out.

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God I'm sick of the news! All it talks about is war happening in these countries. Honestly, why do we humans have to fight each other? I believe if we stop fighting amongst each other and work together a lot of problems will be solved.

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I dont mind going to work but you can't beat the feeling of getting home and walking through your front door and knowing you've worked your best but now it's time to relax.

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Oh well when you get medication from the doctor and he says it will make you feel incredibly nauseous! Oh great I've got 30 days worth and I have to go to work so not exactly a good combination lol

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Honestly it was so warm today at work that I finally felt what a fried egg feels like!

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Ive got a idea for giant spider with a castle and a village on its back or should it be like a huge spider web with a castle and village in the centre of it with a giant spider protecting the kingdom and the citizens hanging about it? I need think of a name too.

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