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AlienButHuman

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Hey, what can I say about myself? Well, I'm a 38yr old virgin but besides that I'm a nerd who loves gaming, drawing and I do a little creative writing, though I'm terrible at it.

I'm also interested in Mythology, Urban Legends and Folklore but honestly Alien Conspiracies and Coverups are my favourite and generally I'm a lover of the Supernatural, Strange, Dark and the mysterious things that go on in this world that can't be explained.

About AlienButHuman

21 Followers  -  1 Following  -  7 Badges


Gender: Male

Age: 30-40

Joined: 7 months ago

Profile Visits: 8053


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AlienButHuman UK

All kitted out in my uniform ready for work with my name badge on too haha

AlienButHuman UK

I feel rough today but saying that I did have a few naughty drinks after work! I was only meant to have 1 drink but it ended up been a few more.

AlienButHuman UK

It's strange all these adverts about AI saying it's the future and should embraced. The thing is I believe AI does have its uses but I believe letting AI take control of everything is going to be our downfall. Even our extermination!

AlienButHuman UK

It's so nice to get home from work. The only thing that would make it even better is to be able to put my head between a women's legs when I get home lol

AlienButHuman UK

So, gamers is there any games coming out that your getting? Honestly, the month of September is going to be crazy literally 4 or 5 games coming within days of each other and its going to cost a fortune. I promise though I will buy more naughty stuff after my wallet has recovered after September haha.

AlienButHuman UK

My typical life! Get home from work and my family are like your going shopping tomorrow! Me: am I? Yes we need this and that! Me: such much for asking if I have plans lmao

AlienButHuman UK

Who is looking forward to the film Disclosure Day? Anything with the idea of aliens as I'm a believer! Anything to do with aliens such as conspiracies and coverups is my bread and butter haha

AlienButHuman UK

Kinda annoyed. I bought a game and it arrived in the post well packaged, literally in a box, wrapped up and in another box yet still the game case is completely shattered. I mean it must of taken some force to be damaged so badly! Guess, I'm going to have to get a replacement case? It sucks. The disc is still immaculate! So, that's a positive.

AlienButHuman UK

I just wish i could get my head between a womans legs to start practicing my oral skills lol

AlienButHuman UK

Its kinda funny that my life has taken me down the path of celibacy but yet I'm on here haha

AlienButHuman UK

Feeling horny and not been able to do anything about it really sucks! It's hard to believe that I'm a 38yrs old virgin and I've always had a high sex drive. I see myself been a virgin for a few years to come as well, maybe even for life.

AlienButHuman UK

I don't know what's wrong with me but considering I'm a gamer, collector of games and love gaming I somehow aint feeling it lately. Literally played 7 or 8 games today for like 30 minutes before putting them back into the cases and back on the shelve

AlienButHuman UK

Been watching some star wars and playing some star wars games too and it makes me wonder that what if in distant galaxy what if there is many alien civilzations with incredible cities, culture and living on beautiful planets. Humans can't be the only civilization or life to exist on a planet. Yet, there is people who believe we are the only civilization and there is no other life beyond Earth. When I believe there's endless civilizations out there.

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AlienButHuman UK

Boy I would love to go and play some games online and battle other players but I refuse to pay subscriptions. I mean I bought the game and I still need to pay to play online? Nah should be free

AlienButHuman UK

I bet not many of you lot know many guys like me who are virgins at 39yrs old? I literally havent dated women, kissed a women, held a women's hand or seen a naked women in person! I shock myself sometimes haha

AlienButHuman UK

I wish sex and naughty fun were a real thing. Well, in my world there not 😞

AlienButHuman UK

I bet most guys my age are having loads of naughty fun but guess what I'm doing? Watching tv 📺

AlienButHuman UK

I will confess the best cupcakes I've had were bought from a seller on this site. She made 🦈 week cupcakes with 🦈 week icing ontop. Delicious! Icing was glorious.

AlienButHuman UK

Back from work! Shame no fun though. Oh well, same old lol

AlienButHuman UK

Shame no one has ever wanted my cum inside them!

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