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FarmerTed

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🌾 Country-grown. Sun-warmed. Naturally worn. 🌾
I’m a hardworking farmer who spends long days in the fields and even longer nights resting in what I wear. Everything I offer comes straight from real labor, real sweat, and real country life — no shortcuts, no fakes, no perfumes. Just authentic, lived-in pieces with a story in every fiber.
If you like your items honest, rustic, and genuinely used, you’re in the right place.
From sunrise chores to sunset showers, these garments have been with me through it all. What you receive is exactly what farm life leaves behind.
Simple. Real. Unfiltered. 🌿

About FarmerTed

9 Followers - 3 Following - 4 Badges

Gender: Male

Age: 30-40

Joined: 3 months ago

Profile Visits: 610

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FarmerTed

Sweaty Socks...

With weather getting warmer socks are getting more sweaty. Been worn in work boots so extra smelly...

20.00 GBP 268

FarmerTed

Farmer Ted's Boxers...

Well worn boxers last worn for a long 2 days and night shift, sweaty tractor and digger work...

30.00 GBP 403

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Created a listing > Sweaty Socks

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What a crazy night with storm Dave working all the way through it and still all day to go, all wet and sweaty no rest for the wicked. 🤠 🚜

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Created a listing > Farmer Ted's Boxers

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Created a listing > Very Dirty Sweaty Work T-shirt, Extra Smelly

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FarmerTed

🐄 Country Alpha Tone
Long hours. Heavy boots. Real sweat.
Offering worn items from genuine farm work — built from sun, soil, and strength. If you're looking for that raw, masculine energy, this is it.
Custom requests welcome.
Send a message if you're serious

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Created a listing > Wet And Dirty Day At The Farm

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