Premium Seller
Sparks fly on the job, but the real toxic heat stays trapped in my gear. ⚡
I’m a straight ginger haired bearded electrician who runs hot, sweats heavy, and deals with a wild, hyperactive gut. My 10-hour shifts are spent cramped in hot attics and tight crawlspaces, constantly blasting foul, sulfurous IBS gas directly into my clothes. Nothing is washed. Everything is raw, marinated, and lethal.
If you want the purest, most pungent taste of a working man’s lifestyle, I offer the ultimate menu straight from the job site:
🔥 MY NAUGHTY MENU:
• Smelly Boxers & Jocks: Drenched in thick sweat and heavily ga**ified from a full shift of trapped farts.
• Ripe Work Socks: Thick, crusty, and stewing inside steel-toe boots all day. Pure foot musk.
• Farts in a Jar: Sealed airtight immediately on-site while my gut is at its absolute worst. 💨
• Custom Fart Recordings: High-quality audio clips of me ripping it raw for you.
• Toe Nail Clippings: Dirty, raw, and authentic pieces of a working man.
All physical items are vacuum sealed immediately after my shift to lock in every ounce of moisture and foul odor.
📥 DM for custom wear-times (1–5 days), extreme combo packs. Or other requests I might be able to sort for you - Let’s get wired.
✅Only message if you’re interested in purchasing my items
❌No time wasters