@Hayles has made me realise quite how minute, miniscule, and microscopic my tiny little micro penis is
As such I have to apologise to all the ladies out there that have seen my mini micro member
Anyone who has had the displeasure of seeing my micro cock, please feel.free to like, comment or chip in on quite how pathetic I am
I also wank off and hump the floor watching loose women, and moan presenters names like Denise, Ruth, Colleen and Carol