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Ugly_small_virgin_cuck

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About Ugly_small_virgin_cuck

317 Followers  -  1068 Following  -  10 Badges


Gender: Male

Age: 25-30

Joined: 2 years ago

Profile Visits: 33292


What I'm looking for

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If there are any runners on here. Who genuinely spit while running, and would be up for doing a spit vial for me, feel free to message me. You don’t have to fill the vial or even spit during the run itself. You could hold in all your spit during the run and just let it out afterwards. I’m not picky. And if all goes well, maybe we can make it a regular thing

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Added a new photo > Me after peeking on a sellers profile, a day before payday


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Wherever you go, whatever you do,
I'll be right here waiting to order from you.
Whatever it takes, however my heart breaks,
I'll be right here waiting to order from you.

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I’m not gay. But I could really have a massive giant cock shoved up my arse right now. In return for a McDonald’s cheeseburger. I’m craving McDonald’s so much atm

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Seller I like this feeling you're giving me.
Just give me your orders, and I'm in ecstasy.
Oh I'll be working from nine to five.
To buy you things to keep you by my side.
I've never felt so in love before.
Just promise, baby, you'll send me your orders forever more.
I swear I'm keeping you satisfied. Cause you're the seller for me.

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Seller you are not alone. I am here with you
Though you're far away. I am here to stay.
But you are not alone. I am here with you.
Though we're far apart. You're always in my heart.

Ugly_small_virgin_cuck UK

I don't get why some sellers treat profile views like a criminal offence. I check profiles all the time to see if they've listed anything new. Just because I didn't buy something today doesn't mean I won't buy something tomorrow. The funny part is that I've been block ed by sellers for simply looking at their profile. Then a few weeks later I'll search for an item I want, find the perfect listing, click on it... and realise I've been block ed

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I almost lost my virginity at 21. I was in this girl's bedroom, hard as a rock, and we were both ready to go. She took off her trousers, I undid my pants, and then saw her pussy. And my brain suddenly realised what was about to happen. My erection dropped faster than a stock market crash. I ran to the bathroom, stared into the mirror, and started negotiating with it like it was holding a hostage. "Please, mate, not now!" It never came back. I left her house exactly the same way I arrived: a virgin.

Ugly_small_virgin_cuck UK

Channel 4 needs to bring back Undateables. I miss it so much. Richard, Ray, Daniel and Shaine were my favs. Its sad really how they never did another season :(

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I applied for channel 4... Virgin Island. I hope they accept me. I'm a 30 year old virgin, who needs help with my fears and insecurities around sex and intimacy. And I need to overcome my fear of pussy.

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I’ve been grounded by my mum. I brought loads of joint butts from a seller. And my mom found them, and now thinks I’ve started doing drugs. She said im not allowed to leave the house past 6 o’clock in the evening until further notice 💔😂😭

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If there's any Arsenal fans on here. Like myself. We all need to be realistic here. Mikel Arteta isn't good enough. And don't give me that "but but we won the prem". We only won it because the other top teams were bad. When we played the relegation teams like West Ham and Burnley. And parked the bus after going 1-0 up. I instantly knew from that moment. Arteta is tactically clueless. No wonder everyone is calling Arsenal the worst Prem winners ever. As a Gunner I fucking agree with them.

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Arteta needs to go!!!! 20% possession, 1 short on target for 120 minutes of football. His lineup was diabolical. No game plan, parking the bus for 120 minutes. His tactically clueless. Yes okay, he won the Prem. But only because all the top teams were terrible. He played team like West Ham and Burnley. Who are bottom of the table parking the bus. He needs to go.

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Added a new photo > I've fucked up. I tried put up my mums new £2000 tv. And I have broken it :(


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Added a new photo > Sausage surprise!!! Buyers when they sent unexpected dick photos


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If you do get married, you must commit yourself to it. Maybe that's the reason there are so many divorces. If women fake everything, then I'd be better off without it.

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I was at the beach today when I heard loud bangs. I saw a group setting off fireworks, some of which appeared to be aimed at the people sitting on the bench. One of them was shouting “Allahu Akbar”. I'm honestly sick of this country. You can't even sit and enjoy a day at the beach, without third world cults endangering people. 😭😡

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Added a new photo > Nothing beats a mix grill 😋😋😋


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Seller you don't realise how much I need you.
Love you all the time, never leave you.
Please come on back to me.
I'm lonely as can be.
I need you.

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