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Alltingsfergalish

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Don’t call it a comeback, I’ve been here four years 😜
THE OG Booty sl*t of ATW
If you read this far, the code word is porcupine… which also happens to be my safe word 😜
Droux says my bu*thole is a 10/10 😜

About Alltingsfergalish

7 Followers  -  7 Following  -  9 Badges


Gender: Male

Age: 30-40

Joined: 6 months ago

Profile Visits: 591


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Added a new photo > A lot bit late to the party.. but here’s my submission for miss @droux #ATWRoster2026. Thank youuuu drouuux 🙃🙂🙃😘

Wrestling name: Fergaliciousness

Personality and attitude:

A little bit perky, a little bit of a slut, a lot bit cute and completely out of your price range.
You’re not really sure whether you’re in a wrestling match or a rocky horror spinoff until it’s too late.
Ref is distracted?..Choke you with my panty mask
Got me in an ankle lock?.. Piss my pants like it’s 2005
I don’t follow the rules.. the rules follow me

Costume/attire:

I wear the panties of my master to mask the pleasure I get from destroying opponents in the ring. I only wear one stocking… because I lost the other one

Entrance vibes:

Walkout to “My Humps”
Fergie in a pope box spittin’ the lyrics
Me twerk shuffling backwards towards the ring, never breaking eye contact with the opponent except to twist to the other side
The black eyed peas rain dance circling me.

Special moves:

The London Bridge: Bridging German suplex but I hump the air while holding it

The Elle Woods: aka the pop, lock, and drop kick

The Duchess of Diamonds: FINISHER.. I outstretch my hand like a member of Royalty, demanding a dazed opponent kiss my ring before 360 backhanding them to the face


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Every little ting gonna be alright 🙂😘

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3,000 days sober 🤘😝🤘

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Ok let’s just say.. hypothetically of course.. that you’re tired of shaving your pubes and you cried the last time you lost a bet and had to get waxed.. which hair removal cream do I buy for my balls.. hypothetically of course

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Listening to Måneskin makes me wanna do freaky shit.. like vampire sex or somethin.. ooo hanging upside down blowjohmygod 😱

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I have friends, and then I have friends whose asshole’s I’ve seen…. And then I have friends whose asshole’s I’ve seen, who’ve seen my asshole.. pretty cool huh 🤘😝🤘

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I don’t know who all decided that pubes on women is not the bees knees… but they were fucking high

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Baby bounce them tits,
Mama, move them hips
Baby, shake them cheeks
I got dick for days you got ass for weeks
😜😘

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Studies have shown that cheetah print and pvc brings all the boys to the yard.. probably

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You know.. sometimes I could just really use a hug… to the face… from some booty cheeks 😜

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Cosplay makes the Cockspay 😜…







For realsies though… more cosplay pleeeaase 🙂😘😘


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Cosplay is the new anal… or something like that

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Have you ever masturbated while driving?

5mos

1 | Chubbysweatynatural KaraRayne PINK123300


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Hey you…








You’re gorgeous…😘❣️❤️💜🖤
🎆🥂 Happy new year! 🥂🎆

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Hey buyers…

Would you like it if you messaged a seller and started talking to them. After a while talked about pricing and exactly what you’re looking to purchase (let’s say a pair of panties). She gives you the breakdown and says “hey.. I really like you. I think I’m gonna throw in a stuffed lollipop as well” and you’re like “Chicka Chicka what y’all!!”.
So you get the package… and you open it up… annnd it’s just some pieces of paper with “I owe you” written on them. Nothing else.
You obviously ask her “what the French toast is going on?” And she says…
“Oh sorry I only had one pair of panties and one lollipop. And the guy that ordered before you got both.
Hmmm?
That sound fun to you?
Hmmmmmmm?

Same thing as talking to a seller, saying you want a pair of panties and this and that.. all while fully aware you either don’t have the money or you just don’t intend to purchase.
Don’t be an “I owe you”

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