Dmeister68
A bloke comes home and greets his wife and then takes out a single red rose from his briefcase for her.
'Ah, that's lovely, and I want to thank you properly so give me 5 minutes and then bring it upstairs,' she says.
He likes the sound of this but waits patiently for 5 minutes and then goes up to the bedroom. His wife is face down on the bed, stark naked with her bum up in the air.
The husband looks at the rose and says 'Naah, it's okay, I will put it in that narrow vase that your mother gave us.'