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Fozzie76

5.0 (67) United Kingdom

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Well I'm Fozzie a bear with a love
for bad jokes.

Kermit (pictured) and I are in search of good times and good news,
with good friends you can't lose.

I'm a bear in search of not picnic baskets but knicker laundry baskets.

Also getting messy/sploshing/wam is another of my main kinks. I'm not into findom or SPH even though it is bearly there. Open to anything else.

Although I voted against Brexit and Farage can F Off, I only use UK sellers.

All my deliveries are through inpost lockers

Preferred payment is through PayPal can do Rev with a link.

If you message me without either me having visited/lurked(tax free) on your page or no reference to anything on my page, photo, or even name you will be ignored and deleted.

About Fozzie76

78 Followers - 37 Following - 22 Badges

Gender: Male

Age: 40-50

Joined: 9 months ago

Profile Visits: 7490

Payment Methods

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Fozzie76

Dear SNP Treasurer,

Can you please purchase some KC for my investigative work on what people wear under their kilts/skirts ?

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Added a new photo > A late run in to the ring for #ATWRoster2026

Thank you for hosting @Droux

🌟Muppet Marauder

Mean, Moody and Muppetational

📖Back Story

Coming from a family of bear knuckle fighters. Fozzie wanted to be funnny rather than a fighter. After failing at being a comic he moved back into the family business. Moving from bombing at stand up to dive bombing in the ring. Quickly becoming a babyface star on the indies, with his mix of punny promos and pummelling punishment for the heels.

Fozzie wanted to move into bigger things and become a sports entertainer on television with AEW. However he made a mistake and ended up on ATW instead. Despite his best efforts Fozzie was unable to escape his iron clad contract with the evil chairman Vince McAdmin of ATW. This caused Fozzie to turn heel and join the dWo stable.

👊Signature Move - The Punch Line

After distracting his opponent with one of his funnny jokes. He hits them on the head with the mic before giving them an uppercut. Leaving his opponent on the floor groaning from the damage and/or the joke.

🐔Finisher - The Rubber Chicken Choker

A vicious bear hug that crushes the breath out of their opponent before they collapse or submit. With the added touch of having a rubber chicken stuffed down their mouth so their final gasps come out as bwaah honks.

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Added a new photo > So here is my entry into @MissCharlotte lovely #glitterandglam eurovision competition.
Fozzie is "flying the flag" and going for nul points.

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Don't forget there is a special day coming up very soon this February. When it is time to splurge your money on the sellers.

As it is Tossing (pancake) Day on Tuesday.

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All those olympic ski jumpers need to do is admire the women on ATW before their suit fittings.

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If you have Disney+ and haven't watched the most sensational, inspirational show special already I'm not sure we can be friends

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Thank you, for running another lovely competition @lustfullawyer
My nomination for your competition #lustfullawyerstreat is @lanalovall for not being a great seller who goes above and beyond with her customs.
But also to give her a boost and a spring in her step before her big date on Thursday

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Added a new photo > Branding on point

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First of all thank you for the beautiful and brainy @lustfullawyer for her lovely competition #lustfullawyerstreat Here are my nominations for my favourite sellers who deserve a treat.

@Droux for being a sexy shitposting silly goose.

@sammie28 my sexy senorita with bad taste in elves

@NancyWears for making my customs with such sweet menace,

@StellasSultryStash my beautiful bard and lady of letters

@Lunalove30 my moist mermaid

@Izzyrose the sexiest PT instructor i know that for once makes exercise fun.

@lanalovall my mouthwateringly mad messy playmate, not forgetting @mrlovall of course.

These are just some of the sellers i could nominate. Thank you to all i have done business with and shared a connection

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Saw the Anaconda film, which was ok funny in bits but not worth a cinema ticket.

Looking at the giant snake did remind me I should get a dick rating at some point from my regular sellers😉.

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I dont message often but this has now come to a head. Right this is a message to the buyers.

Treat the sellers with respect and politeness and read their bio before contacting them and asking questions.
Act like a human being for f**** sake.

They will respond in kind and we can all have fun.

Otherwise all the good fun sellers will leave, who have already said they are not sure about continuing into 2026. And this will be a sewage plant of your own making.

To all the good buyers that do this already thank you. You make this place great.

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Well its time for me to close up for Christmas.
There's magic in the air this evening
Magic in the air
The world is at her best, you know
When people love and care
The promise of excitement is one the night will keep
After all, there's only one more sleep 'til Christmas

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Thank you @TigressTasha1 for your lovely poetry competition.
I have decided to forward my winnings on to a worthy cause in ATW at this time #DontStaySilentNight run by @smashylove
If you to have spare KC, please donate to this worthy cause. Also buyers you could win big with the prizes on offer.

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