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L0wly

5.0 (19) United Kingdom

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Me - 40M Single, (very) chunky-monkey, YamYam, bad at chatting and small talk, worse at s**y talk. I’m very introverted and quite shy so I mostly keep to myself.

I prefer sellers with a largely or exclusively Mistress / Dom persona for items and chat, but for videos and other AV content my overriding preference is a s**y voice and kinky outlook. My preferences are for mature sellers with established profiles, though I also have a love of tattooed / alt / emo girls and especially fellow Midlands folk. After some p**r experiences, all physical items will be wanted to be sent via Royal Mail 24hr / Guaranteed Next Day; No Inpost lockers, no Evri, no compromise.

I usually look for the below, but I shop the seller, not the item:-

+ Ashtray (not 🌿)
+ Trash
+ ALL forms of female waste
+ Fetish foods (Savoury foods mostly, I’m trying to eat less sweets)
+ Dirty shoes / boots (clean and return)
+ Cuck items & Alpha items

When I buy items, I’m looking for more than just a delivery, I look for items that can sit alongside some kind of task, play or session. Otherwise, the experience can feel flat. I don’t normally just buy ‘a task’ as it feels too much like FapRoullette with extra steps. I’m attracted to the strange, the gross and taboo, but for me what separates a good item from a truly memorable experience is when my reluctant exhibitionist streak is triggered. The types of sessions I would be interested in are:

- Endurance / tedium tasks / time sacrifice (corner kneeling etc)
- Performance to get a laugh
- Food and drink (the food or ways of eating like pet bowl or…
- 🚽
- Body writing
- Self Bondage / Gags / Sensory Deprivation
- Affirmations & Repetition

These aren’t limits, but not big interests:-

* Most worn items like underwear, socks, bras etc
* Cross dressing / sissy play (I’m fat & hairy with a bushy beard, not a look compatible with a cheerleader, it’s nightmare fuel)
* d*ck ratings

Absolute hard limits for which you’ll be ignored or blocked:-

X Anything relating to animal harm or contact, including bug crushing or eating of (can’t believe I have to say it)
X (under) Age role-play / "barely legal"/ schoolgirl
X Mum / Step-Mum / Sister / Step-Sister role-play or name use.
X Racial play of any kind
X Public exposure or involving people without their consent

*** I really dislike pet names. I’m not Babe, Darling, Lovely, or Sweet. Please don’t contact me using them ***

Thanks for reading

About L0wly

75 Followers - 0 Following - 9 Badges

Gender: Male

Age: 40-50

Joined: 1 year ago

Profile Visits: 4054

What I'm looking for

Boots Accessories Video Clips Experiences

Payment Methods

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Calling on the hive mind, has anyone ever seen (or purchased) a cone of shame designed for / that would fit a human? Had a crazy dream and I’m now completely sidetracked by the idea of tasks and things that could be done while wearing one.

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Plan for the day; sleep in late, bake some sweet treats and avoid eating all of them. So I woke up at 5am, couldn’t be bothered to cook so I bought a box of 4 doughnuts from the supermarket and ate all of them

So plans were a disaster but not unhappy about it, pig in more ways than one! Despite my love of fetish food, the biggest reason I don’t buy stuff more often is I have absolutely zero self control

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Shoresy really is the best show I’ve seen in ages. When you have to pause something because you were laughing so hard you’re worried about missing the next bit, it has to be a winner

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New profile, no pics, no listings, no reviews but a message to me (and I assume many others) reading only “wanna be my paypig”

I’m not a huge findom guy, but the lack of effort some put in really gives the whole scene a bad rep, and makes you appreciate the craft of those who do it well

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That weird feeling when someone’s looked at your profile so you look at theirs to find who they are; Then they look at yours again, presumably after not remembering they looked before, and then you do that same not recognising their profile pic. And on the cycle goes

Pretty soon you’re needing to give a lurkers tip just to avoid admitting your memory is terrible!

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About to watch Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind so expecting to be in emotional turmoil in about 90mins

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Bought for myself and then ate a whole easter egg while watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall. This has been a really good evening that said out loud sounds like a meltdown, but who can tell the difference anymore!

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