SpongyCarrotTop

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SpongyCarrotTop

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👀 Hello stalkers, i see you 👀

💰 🤑 💸 I use Cashapp 💰💲 🪙

🐐 🐑 I also offer goats, as payment. Shipping to you must be paid for by you!
I will not ship the goat at my expense.
This is non negotiable. If you wish to do a refund there will be a goat restocking fee of 20% deducted from your refund amount ➡️ 🐐 📦

🥒 💧🫙 I am a full time pickle farmer. I grow pickles with 99.6% purity.
I one day hope to achieve 100% purity but big pickle keeps the little guy down 😟
They do not wish for such a pickle to ever exist for it would collapse the pickle industry. Still...i persist 🥒

👩 + 🧌 My mother was a gypsy wanderer and my father a a half man half ogre.
You may think that is mumbo jumbo but i a**ure you it is not.
Jumbo!? Perhaps! Mumbo!? Perhaps not!

🦎 🐁 I am a pokemon master of gen 1-5. So yes, i am sort of a big deal. 🐋 🐇

🍬 If you know the muffin man, please tell me where i can find him; He owes me $50
I have gone to Drury Lane but he's never home! 🏡 👎

🦜 🦚 Asking for reviews but not leaving one in return is bad.
In bird culture this is considered a d*ck move. 🍆 📦 🚚

📊 Yes, i am that one who makes all the polls.
They're random thoughts, never serious...have some fun or ignore them 😃 😛

📃 🖊 Blocking me gets you put on Santa's naughty list 🎅 🎄

🥛 I may really like chocolate milk. I think its healthy, right? 🤔

I like to see mini barbie dolls get shoved in holes 🍑 👈 🧍‍♀️
Sometimes i buy other stuff

👩 I may or may not be female 👗
🎉 I may or may not be popular 💃

🍪 I used to buy you free cookies if you said the secret pa**word but the admins made me remove it.
Now there are no more free cookies 😔

📸 However i will still send you a photo of a cookie, if you ask nice 😊

Emoji 💣

❤️ 💙 💜 💖 💗 💘 🍍 🍆 🍠 🍲 🍜 🌽 🍿 🧛‍♀️ 🦇 🐕 🐈 😻 🐈‍⬛️ 🐺 🦊 🐍 🐙 🦑 🐉 🐲 🍞 🥪

RAWR 🦖 🦕 RAWR 🐈 MEOW 🐈‍⬛️

🖥 I will use amazon giftcard too 📩

🥷 Also...i like Anime 💀

About SpongyCarrotTop

24 Followers - 0 Following - 5 Badges

Gender: Other

Age: 25-30

Joined: 2 months ago

Profile Visits: 3297

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The state is willing to pay me $500 a week to keep my dad at my house and be his care giver so they don't have to pay for a nursing home or in home nurse.

So at least something positive is finally happening.

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If you were transformed into an object what object would you rather be?

Brad Pitts underwear Hitlers penis during WW2 Lady Gagas kitty tail butt plug (we all know she has one) Your moms thong

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Nobody is ignoring you. Me not replying or logging on much anymore is due to 2 reasons.

1: My dad needed hip surgery and is on 24/7 care which takes up most of my time

2: i can't do polls anymore after the admin said to stop.
That was my main motivation to log on here and buy stuff so as to have an audience to do fun/crazy poll questions with.

So messaging me saying im X, Y, Z insult is kind of lame just because i didn't reply in a day or two.

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Frankenstien is hosting his anual Monster Mash party but you weren't invited. What do you do?

Cozy up to one of the monsters and hope they'll take me as their + 1 Stay home and cry because being rejected by a bunch of monsters, to dance in a graveyard, is the lowest point in my life Host my own monster mash. There'll be black jack and hookers! Why does Frankestein personally know me and more importantly why did he reject me? I'm burning his ass with fire!

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Something you'd rather die than eat

Insects Burger King Indian food from a street vendor The vagina and ass of the woman you hate most

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You've become homeless and need an immediate job. Only 4 jobs in your area are hiring. Do you

Become a cheese taster but due to eating so much cheese daily you're in a permanent state of bloat, gassyness and constipation Human billboard. You have to walk around in public 8 hours a day wearing nothing but a thong, and companies pay to have temporary tattoos all over your body to be used for advertising. A chicken restaurant that requires you to have to wear a chicken suit to stand in the hot sun all day and tell people to have a Clucking good day...as they leave the restaurant. A porn set cleaner. You have to clean all the jizz, squirts, oubes, sex toys and food items left after the shoots.

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Finger food death battle, only 1 can remain!

Fish sticks Chicken nuggets Mini corn dogs French fries

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If a male seller joined this site and quickly became the number 1 seller due to selling nothing but butthole pics and his tighty whities, would you

Be incredibly jealous Hate him and report all his listing hoping he gets banned Go bend your husband/bf over for pics and start selling his butthole pics and used undies Support him because you love seeing the popular girls lose to him.

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Sellers often complain about lurkers but i keep getting the same people viewing my account...only by sellers. Should i

Charge them a lurker fee. Don't let them cream all over your profile for free Offer them some crumpets and tea...maybe somw cubed cheese too Ask them to insert a mini barbie doll. You already asked me this so it's only fair others get asked too Accept that when you're a poll spamming weirdo you're bound to get feral cats sniffing around

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Most attractive cartoon dad is?

Hank Hill Peter Griffin Stan Smith Bob Belcher

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Last round...Part 3: Conspiracy theories you believe in?

Mandela effect is real. Things you were taught or remember happening have been erased from history and replaced with alternate things. No way millions of people can all misremember the same thing We live in a simulation and ghosts are real people outside of it trying to reach us to help us escape Bigfoot is real. Too much evidence exists for him not to A world wide civilization crippling event is about to happen and that's why so many billionaires and governments are building underground bunkers

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Round 2: Conspiracy theory you belive is true is

Aliens crashed at Roswell New Mexico and alien contact has been made by governments The Rothschild family controls most of the world and its wealth Scientists created dinosaurs as a hoax and they never existed. The concept of giant lizards before humans is ridiculous Covid 19 was a test to see who could be controlled and who couldn't be via seeing who would get the shot willingly or refuse it..

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This question is for the horror queens/kings. If Predator comes to earth, what horror character would stand the best chance to defeat them?

Chuckie the doll from Child's Play Jason Vorhees from Friday the 13th Pinhead from Hellraiser Jigsaw from Saw

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Who has the best food?

Italians Asians Mexicans Africans

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A Conspiracy theory you believe in is?

Flat earth (doesn't look round to me) Moon landing was faked World leaders and the wealthy elite are all part of a disgusting immoral cult They've replaced food with stuff that doesn't taste as good as real food that was used back in the pre 2000s

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How many polls in 24 hours is enough?

1-5 6-10 There is no limit, i like your polls Any poll from you is too many. I hope you gwt banned soon.

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You're getting the best head of your life and are about to climax but then feel the urge to fart, do you

Try to hold it and still get your big finish Stop them and excuse yourself to the bathroom and try again later You don't care. This is the best orgasm you're about to ever have and you're willing to blast your stink in their face and deal with the consequences post climax Keep going and if you fart try to gaslight them into thinking they're the one who farted and you're offended they'd even accuse you of doing so...cry to make it more convincing.

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If you found out your mom invented a time machine and was going to go back in time to abort you, do you

Accept her decision. I must have been unplanned and ruined her dreams Put my hair up in a bun and open a can of whoop ass on her, she's not getting rid of me! I know what i would pick but I don't want to start a political shit storm in the comments, by voting and offending others Beat up my dad while I'm still in the present timeline because it's his fault. He must not have used a rubber.

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If you woke up 9 months pregnant despite not having sex for a year what would you do?

Tell people I'm carrying the child of god and devote myself to religion full time Find the nearest back alley guy with a metal clothes hanger Raise the child, don't question it. This is my child still! Freak the hell out because I'm a man and how the hell is this thing going to come out of my dick hole?

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After condom free sex what should a man do?

Make you a snack Cuddle you and chat Leave, I've had my climax and he's not needed any further for the night Go down on me and clean the mess and give me another climax

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