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VeryPunny

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Just give me all the mom b*ms🍑 you have.

Wait wait. I worry what you may have just heard was gimme a lot of mom b*ms🍑, but what I said was: Give me all the mom b*ms🍑 you have. Do you understand?

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Longtime kink site user, with impeccable reviews on a few different platforms.

I like to make pa**es at girls who wear gla**es 🤓.

I'm not here for the hustle. If your first message is selling stuff or promoting offers, you're probably not my sp**d. Not a fan of the small talk exchanges, ask me something provocative.

I generally will never purchase from someone I don’t know. Getting to know who I’m buying from is part of the process. Popping into my DMs with the presumption I’m going to buy straight away is one of my least favourite things. It’s not that I won’t but things, but rarely am I swayed by being pushed into an order.

I get asked “what do you like to buy here?” often. The answer is layered. I come here and never really know what’s next, that’s the best part about ATW. Some days it’s IC. Sometimes I’ll jump on a great Drive deal. Sometimes I’ll but physical items from Canadian sellers. Sometimes it’s s**ting. All depends on how the stars align. I’m rarely, if ever, looking for something implicit. Often my purchasing decisions are random 🤷‍♂️

If your account is just a bunch of feet pics, I’m probably not interested.

If you try the “I saw you on my page and I’ve literally never seen you before”-trick, insta-block 🚫

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A like on a post ≠ intent to purchase. Sometimes I just think your bu*t looked amazing and deserved to be acknowledged. If I like a bunch of your posts, come say hi.

I’m more than willing to chat if you message me and see if we’ve got some synergy, but being chatty doesn’t directly imply I’m looking to make a purchase. There are lots of gorgeous women on here and unfortunately I can’t buy stuff from everyone I speak with on here.

If you’re going to have pay-to-message on, then ask questions fishing for a paid reply, you’re more likely to get blocked than to receive an answer.

I probably want to know what panties you're wearing right now. I'm as much about the clothing someone wears as the body underneath. I love what people are wearing on a normal day, that’s much more interesting than when you’re all s**ed up or laying around naked.

Add me on Telegram✈️ or Snap👻

I recently discovered I’m an Omega, not really interested in power dynamics, just here for a good time and I like what I like without bother of shaming or weirdness.

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👍 Likes:
- Gla**es 🤓 , usually the dark, thick rim types
- The colour brown 🤎 (love clothing of all types in the colour)
- Panties 🩲(Fullbacks, cheekies, boycut, satin, nylon, stretchy, XL and up, fun patterns, flowers 💐 , stripes, polka dots, fun colours)
- Sports bras
- JOI, titty f**king, panty sniffing/licking/stuffing/playing
- Swimsuits 🩱
- VS Shine strap items
- Love a wide gamut of body types. From the itty bitty titty committee members to curvy and voluptuous and everything in between

👎 Not my fave:
- Thongs & itty bitty string underwear
- Brand names on items
- Super lacy stuff
- Cotton panties

None of the things listed here are dealbreakers, just preferences.

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Payment: KC, Throne, YouPay or Amazon cards for US orders, e-transfer or PayPal for Canadian orders.

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Hobbies:
Yodeling 🏔️, mariachi🪇, fashioning canoes🛶 out of whole fallen trees, hop-scotch world champion 🏆, parrot tamer 🦜, certified expert leg puller🦵🦿🦵
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I’m a huge music nerd. If you have any indie music bangers, let me know. And if you want a song recommendation, my cup runneth over with them, just ask.

About VeryPunny

282 Followers - 825 Following - 16 Badges

Gender: Male

Age: 40-50

Joined: 4 years ago

Profile Visits: 22970

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VeryPunny

Interesting you need to pre-pay the auctions with KC. That seems less than useful if you’d prefer not to pay with KC.

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I feel like getting older is mostly about not yucking someone else’s yum. And by that I mean writing out your snarky comment, thinking twice before hitting submit, just deleting it without anyone ever knowing and moving on with your day.

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Added a new photo > Doing some canning this evening. Really relishing the opportunity 😏

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If you’re wearing a sports bra today, just know I appreciate you 🥵

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I gotta say, the thrill of knowing you’re being seen by others online is very hot. I’ll post something spicy and seeing how many eyeballs saw it is really sexy.

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Might be time to upsize my sounding toy. Sliding in a little too easy tonight 😂

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Some of the best people are here in this community. Being able to have real conversations about real topics is so good for your soul at times.

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I want to have some Sunday fun. I leave this post up until 5:15pm EDT (20 mins), you like this post. I then use a random number generator to pick a winner based on the like order. I send 100kc and the winner sends me some variety of sexy video. Sound good?

If you can’t abide by this, please don’t like my post. Good vibes only.

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Sounding on a Saturday night is the best

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I like to think when you cum to a seller who’s no longer selling on ATW they feel a kinky tingle while walking through the grocery store

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I don’t know if it’s just me, but I find someone popping in my DMs with a “hey you” incredibly sexy. It’s informal, but familiar. Guess it all depends on the tone you read it in too.

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Giving sellers eargasms is my favourite 🎧

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The amount is bespectacled beauties around here has been off the charts lately. If you can’t see very well, you’re always welcome in my DMs 🤓👩‍🏫

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I love ATW. Message a seller and find out they’re a really talented musician and they send you some demos of their latest EP. Give it a listen and it’s really good and totally music that’s up your alley.

You just never know where interactions on here are going to lead.

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A seller I’d dealt with a bunch 👻’d last year as they were going through some personal stuff. I’d paid for an order, but it was never fulfilled.

I’ve used kink sites for a long time and I’d say 90% of the time successful sellers come back. I waited and was patient. I didn’t change my review or try to track them down on other platforms. I bided my time and they finally popped back up on ATW.

We quickly caught up and sorted out the outstanding payment and got a new order started. No hard feelings, just good communication. Sometimes just chilling is the right call, even if it takes months.

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