All Buttholes Are Beautiful

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I first found out that people have different butthole shapes on Christmas Eve, 2025.

I was watching my sub at the time (on surveillance camera — we had three set up around his house). I had instructed him to perform a nativity play for me, where he was Mary, giving birth. Having zoomed in on him, legs wide open, pretending to birth an imaginary child, I discovered that some people’s buttholes are slits. He was a slit! I couldn’t believe it.

I had to halt the nativity before full dilation. It was an epiphany, which has fascinated me ever since.

The next week, I told him I’d walked into a door and had a swollen eye, so bad that I couldn’t open it. I let him fret & worry about me for two hours, before asking him if he wanted to see. Full of worry, he said yes, he wanted to see the full extent of my eye injury.

At this point, I sent him a screenshot of his own slitty bum hole, turned horizontally, with eyelashes drawn on. I sat there gleefully watching him lose it on a surveillance camera, both of us in fits of giggles.

It led to chats with friends I’d met on ATW about their bumhole shapes. A conversation opened up, and more people than ever before were exploring the bumholes of them and their partners. We also discovered that around 50% of people sit to wipe and 50% stand. A revelation! A very unsexy revelation, but still. It’s good to be open about these things… I think? Chat to your nearest and dearest to find out where they stand (or sit) on this topic. A lovely conversation starter for your next family meal.

Why Am I Writing a Blog About This?

Firstly, to de-stigmatise any bumholes that aren’t the traditional “round” shape. All buttholes are beautiful! Take a mirror to yours today & let me know if yours is round, oval, triangular, or a hexagon.

Also, to emphasise that sex isn’t serious. Sub/domme/dom relationships are the same as any relationship. Sex is funny.

Ever heard a woman queef during sex? Tell me the laughter didn’t heighten the experience. It’s very easy to fall into the performative trap of “I am a big bad domme/dom & you are my weak little sub. Now spank your peachy, slitty bum hole for me.” It’s what we see on TV and films, but it isn’t real.

Performative BDSM dynamics will inevitably fall flat, because neither person is fully letting themselves be their authentic self. You have to find the level that works for you, but don’t be afraid to have a laugh along the way. Showing you’re a real person is sexy.

Some of the most fulfilling sexual interactions I've had as a result of my time on ATW have been due to guards being let down. Approaching each situation with a sense of humour and mutual understanding that it's really not that serious is a game changer.

Let yourself relax and you get to fully immerse yourself, laugh, enjoy it, and build a closer bond.

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