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Fatboy_not_Slim

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About Fatboy_not_Slim

9 Followers - 29 Following - 1 Badges

Gender: Male

Age: 40-50

Joined: 3 weeks ago

Profile Visits: 547

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Fatboy_not_Slim

I kinda wanna lick a bossy lady's snotty spit up from the pavement. A relatively clean patch, ideally

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I wish I got tret more like doo doo here. In a good way. Obvs

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Fatboy_not_Slim

I nibbled a little itchy lump off my finger earlier. Now my finger hurts. I don't suppose sympathy is currently in fashion

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Fatboy_not_Slim

I demand to know what happened to the fabulous Alex Steel. Sing, you canaries

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Fatboy_not_Slim

Lurking the site in this heat got me hankerin fora wee-wee slush puppy

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Fatboy_not_Slim

Looking for a lanky, long faced, slightly bulgy eyed lady, with a smart yapper, that can be very hurtful and produce a lot of snotty spit

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Fatboy_not_Slim

Roll on, tea time. Another yummyummyummy Sunday. Did some fucker sayyy 'Juusst Eeaatt'?

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I like when sellers put up pics of their "alpha" here, and he's actually some shy looking bearded sap who looks like he couldn't knock the skin off a rice pudden

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Fatboy_not_Slim

Wanna be woken up every day by a gorgeous lady yanking my cosy duvet off, smacking me in the chops, and immediately using me as a lavatory. Well, except Sundays. I like to sleep-in on then