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Hornyhousehusband

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Not my first rodeo, probably not my last!

Things I like - b**bs, video calls, wanking, s**ting, girlfriend experience (rare). I’m a content-only buyer, no physical items

Things I don’t like - rudeness, copy/paste or “hey” messages, findom, being scammed.

If you show face that’s a big plus, if you’re a non-nude seller that’s sadly a big minus. People sometimes say I’m blunt/rude, this is not intentional most of the time, I’d say I’m direct.

“Hey”/“how are you”/“what brings you here”/obvious copy paste without even viewing my bio will either get you ignored, left on read, or a very sarcastic response. I have no problem with you messaging me first but for f**ks sake be more creative.

I “follow” people I want to buy from so if you get a follow request you’ll very likely get a sale. Following me will get a conversation but no guarantee of a sale.

In the unlikely event that you approach me as an unverified unreviewed seller, be aware that it will be Kc only.

I don’t generally have a type I go for, personality > attractiveness. If I had a gun to my head there’s probably a few things I’d like a girl to have but I’d rather we have a chat and see if we get along than have a girl think she’s not for me. The important thing is you’re not my wife, and you can be everything she’s not!

Time zones and payment methods (I don’t use PayPal!) probably mean I’m only going to be after 🇬🇧 🇮🇪 🇪🇺 girls x

About Hornyhousehusband

93 Followers - 140 Following - 8 Badges

Gender: Male

Age: 30-40

Joined: 2 months ago

Profile Visits: 4722

What I'm looking for

Video Clips Experiences Sexting Girlfriend Experience - GFE

Payment Methods

Amazon Gift Card Bank Transfer Revolut

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British girls - guess my birthday correctly in comments below and I’ll buy something off you / send you a prize!

* One guess per buyer.
* In the event of a tie it is the first girl to guess who wins
* Clue: it’s in the next 3 months
Closes midday Monday

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Added a new photo > Fantastic name for a footballeress

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It’s quarter final time people! Thinking of some kind of competition, not yet worked it out. Maybe “guess the score”, if you’re right I pay you £5 and if you’re wrong you send me a pic. But that feels unfair! Any ideas to add spice to the game tonight?
#itscominghome
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Another day, another dick rate 😂

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Best/worst slang for a lady’s genitalia…. Go ⬇️

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If we had an ATW talent show-themed competition held in a private group somewhere, would you be interested?

Seller - yes, I’ve got talents to share Seller - no, not my thing Buyer - yes and I’d pay to enter the group which would make the prize money Buyer - no, not my thing

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Even the blogs on this website have gone to shit. Is there anything left here that’s not been ruined?

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Red flags for buyers
Let’s set the scene. You’ve finally plucked up the courage and set up a buyer account here, you’re getting settled in and familiarising yourself with the site and how it works, and you excitedly approach a seller who’s caught your eye. You have a conversation about your first order, everything seems great, you send the money, and then nothing.. no content/further messages, no tracking details, it’s is as if the seller has vanished into thin air.

Despite all the great efforts that the site team make to keep everyone safe, this kind of thing does still happen. I thought I’d share a short guide on what you can do to minimise the chances of this happening.

I’m well aware some sellers may frown/disagree with some of these tips, but they’re not written as a gospel where if a seller displays it (or not) they’re automatically classed as a seller to avoid.

1. The basics
I’m not talking about the fun stuff like the pictures and links to other socials, you should start observing from the first contact.
* Are they a premium seller? If so, this means they’ve paid to be a member of the selling community. It also means they can message you back on the site
* Are they ID verified? If so this means adm1n have vouched for them as a real human so they’re not going to be a bot account. No guarantee, but it may help give you comfort. If you’re not comfortable most legit sellers would be happy to do some kind of verification, within reason
* When you message do they have the orange Report3d! flag - this means 3 people have filed a r3port to admin. It may be for something relatively basic like too much graphic detail on the dashboard, but may also be an indicator that buyers have had a hard time getting what they asked for

2. Review the reviews
The review section can be a very helpful way of getting comfortable, for a variety of reasons.
* If they’re not a 5* seller then find the r3views that contribute to this and read them. One bad r3view does not make a bad seller. Consider asking the buyer and seller for their sides of the story
* Does their length of time they’ve been on the site stack up with the number of r3views? Maybe they had some time away. Maybe they work with a small number of buyers on a regular basis rather than lots of different buyers. But 3 years on the site with 0 orders may not stack up. Similarly 1 week with 25 reviews may also appear unusual.
* Who has r3viewed them? Seeing lots of ‘deleted user’ r3views is more an indicator of the number of buyers who’ve deleted their accounts. However if a number of their r3viewers have the basic buyer profile and have a 1 word 5* review from the seller you’re looking at and no other signs of life here, this may be a warning

3. The profile
If everything is looking good, there may be a few things you might want to check before opening a conversation:
* Have they got listings and/or instant content up or are these sections blank? Sometimes you see a girl whose profile literally just says - “message me on sn4p/t3le: @us3rname69”. You go offsite and you’ll lose any protection from the admins here
* Double check that all the listings are in a currency that you’d expect from the country the seller is from
* Payment methods - some sellers legitimately like to protect their identity. It may be that the payment method doesn’t need a human name, or it might be their real name. If it’s “a friend” or “my boyfriend” this could be a potential red flag that it’s stolen content being resold by a guy. But not always. Trust your gut.
* Some girls will say “no refunds”. It is a well-used trick by sc4mmers to offer a wide range of services and then when they fail to provide what you’ve asked for will then try and give you something like a G drive of (presumably) st0len content to try and stop you complaining
* Have they got the shopping trolley/cart icon when you open up a message? This means they have completed orders with buyers on the site
* The pictures - obviously a girl will want to look her best and put a few pictures up which show off her best sides. Use your judgement - if they look a little too good then consider doing a reverse image search to see if they’ve been lifted from the internet

4. Next steps
If everything is looking good then there are just a few more things to be watchful of as you progress your order:
* Always insist on an order being set up once you’ve agreed what/when/how much is being provided. This way you can leave each other r3views. If a seller is reluctant then this may be an indication to be wary of
* Personally, a response of “how much would you be prepared to pay”/“how much did you pay for this last time” makes me nervous. For unv3rified/newer sellers a comment of ‘it’s my boyfriend’s PayPal’ also makes me think twice.
* Sometimes if a girl is too quick to slash prices if you’ve said she’s out of your budget this can be a flag. Most girls will either accept no sale or try and offer compromise, but slashing their first number in half? That’d make me nervous.
* Always agree the timeline/method/payment method that’ll be used. No good going for a sexting session on Sn4pchat immediately after you’ve agreed payment if she only uses What5App, doesn’t have a payment method you use and is only free on Sunday mornings between 10-11

As with everything- trust your gut feeling and if something doesn’t feel right, give it 24 hours and see if you feel the same way

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If you’re gonna upload a receipt for reimbursement, well done on scratching out the store address, but be aware that the random numbers elsewhere on the receipt give away random information. Been to Tesco? The 4 digit reference in that random strip of numbers at the bottom is the store number. Other retailers have similar. #stayingsafeonline

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REVOLUT USERS ONLY: Guess my body count in the comments below to receive a £5 coffee tip.

Terms and Conditions:
1. Competition closes at 9am UK time
2. Entries are limited to one per seller.
3. In the event of a tie (ie 2 sellers guessing the same correct number) it will be the first to comment who wins.

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Which of the following is your fave thing for a guy (I’m lucky, I’ve got them all!)

Sexy voice Big 🍆 Intelligence/personality 💰

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Titty Tuesday? Feels more like AI Tuesday to me!

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Any Brits missing the heatwave? If you can hold on until July 8th there’s more 30°+ temperatures on the way!

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Personal opinion: it’s just too hot for this place right now. We’ve had 3-4 shitty nights sleep, and 3-4 days when we’ve had to balance keeping parents/k1ds/pets safe, trying to keep the house cool, managing school closures, travel disruption, actually doing your day job when you’re running on empty and everything takes 3x as longer because it’s just so hot/humid. We’re all grumpy and irritable. My own schedule has been disrupted as I’ve gone into the office more, but next week hopefully sees a return to normality and I’ll resume with the sellers I’m talking to where we left off. I can’t say I love pushing things back in the diary but I appreciate the efforts you girls are making just turning up here, I can’t say I am a fan (no pun intended 🪭 ) of both of us sweating it out on a steamy call upstairs when it’s this boiling!

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Added a new photo > 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

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There really aren’t many special interests not catered for here!

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Dear new/unverified sellers who jump into my inbox and ask for a free review in exchange for free content.

You will be reported to admin, screenshots sent, and bl0cked. I am not going to help you build up credibility on here because I’ve seen it too often when girls get 10 reviews mega quick and then do the big sc4m.

Thanks,
HHH

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2 unrelated things

The World Cup is making insomnia worth having; teams I never thought I’d enjoy watching making entertainment at 3-4-5am!

I see a few sellers have blcked me without any contact or anything, maybe they’ve decided we’re not a good match or they didn’t want to risk sending a ‘hey’ message. But if you’ve got a rating of 4.8-4.9 after 300+ orders you’ve probably done me a favour!

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When your bio states “I don’t chase, I attract” and you’re in my DMs trying to negotiate your own pricing down… don’t let the door smack your ass on the way out 🚪 🖕 👋

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Anyone investing in SpaceX?

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How to Secretly Buy Fetish Content Without Getting Caught!

I decided to write some thoughts on how you as a buyer can keep this activity a secret from your nearest and dearest. These are obviously my own experiences and...

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