Ladies, don't be shy to say hello in my DMs. I'll have a quick look at your pics, and if you're attractive enough to warrant it, we can chat until the cows come home
Pretty self explanatory. If you're a seller who regularly uses this joke, your dues are, erm, due. And you can double 'em if you generally follow up with a wink emoji
Brit sellers are all tucked up in bed, and the Americans are coming out to play. I appreciate the full sets of straight white teeth, but.. seven hours without sparkling witty banter...
Buyers beware; before forking out a tenner to have a seller write your name on their boobs, make sure you read the listing carefully. Most of them write it with easily washable marker, as opposed to doing it properly with a tattoo gun